Deep Woods Dave

Okie Hippie & ordained Dudeist Priest, who is sick & tired of science deniers, flat earthers, & the various/sundry deplorables in our great state of Confusion.

[Deep Woods Dave @DavidRay56]

@27khv @LindseyGrahamSC Sadly, widdle windsay has been lost since the passing of the last True Republican, John McCain.

[Deep Woods Dave @DavidRay56]

@katya_zamo @LindseyGrahamSC You are my new hero. 🩵

[Deep Woods Dave @DavidRay56]

@MaverickGator @RonFilipkowski I’m a 5th generation Choctaw Rancher. I didn’t vote for the grifting orange poopy-drawers, and never will.

[Deep Woods Dave @DavidRay56]

@Suzierizzo1 I remember Justin Wilson telling this joke on Cajun radio out of Baton Rouge, back in the early seventies.

[Deep Woods Dave @DavidRay56]

@kangaroos991 @MarkHamill This RedDirt Okie is there with you.

[Deep Woods Dave @DavidRay56]

@OpenandMarried You should told her that if Joe had the capability to control the weather, that there would have been a few well placed lightning strikes already?😎

[Deep Woods Dave @DavidRay56]

@OpenandMarried Thought I had caught my soon to be ex GF running around on me. Come to find out, it was a girl who had the same model of car, and hair style. We’ve now been married 46 years.

[Deep Woods Dave @DavidRay56]

@MarkHamill Love it! 🤠

[Deep Woods Dave @DavidRay56]

@OpenandMarried Used to work for a company in NC. Spent s lot of time on Nagshead beach. Great people, and amazing food.

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

This 💯

[Deep Woods Dave @DavidRay56]

@TheOnlyEsta Yes!

[Deep Woods Dave @DavidRay56]

@FrankE37281471 @britt20401759 Mess with bull; you know the rest.

[Deep Woods Dave @DavidRay56]

@creepydotorg Had a knee replaced years ago. They gave me a spinal block, and the gas passer kept me just under the surface for the operation. I remember coming up briefly and said something about it sounding like a nascar pit stop.

[Deep Woods Dave @DavidRay56]

@ponygalcurtis The raccoons keep coming up onto our deck, even though they know I put the cat food up at night. They do it just to piss our dog off, who rants and raves at the sliding doors. I wait until they are on the rails, leaving before I let him out. That way everyone is happy.

[Deep Woods Dave @DavidRay56]

@OpenandMarried Macadamia nut.

[Deep Woods Dave @DavidRay56]

@RockyMntnMike @DanielNichol9 I know the town well. My family has been here since the 1840’s, and one of my ancestors had a ranch east of Caddo.
Caddo was the sight of the shootout the OHP had with the prison escapees in 78.

[Deep Woods Dave @DavidRay56]

@RockyMntnMike @DanielNichol9 I grew up in Atoka. Wife and moved back to my family ranch after the death of my father in 2017.

[Deep Woods Dave @DavidRay56]

@RockyMntnMike @DanielNichol9 Where did you live in our great state of confusion?

[Deep Woods Dave @DavidRay56]

@RockyMntnMike My daughter in law’s uncle was a DJ at WLS back then also. His name is Jeff Davis. Here’s a picture of him with Tommy Shaw.

[Deep Woods Dave @DavidRay56]

@RockyMntnMike My favorite part of their program schedule, was on New Year’s Day, when they would play every Beatles song from A to Z, all day long. WLS, was instrumental in forming my love for music. Thank you for this blast from the past.