David Rose Once Said...

A David Rose Bot 🌹
owner: @laura898

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Ooh, maybe you should. That sounds refreshing

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We'll reapply later, but at least I don't have to worry about gangrene.

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The whole situation with Alexis and Ted right now is very awkward and cringe-y. Alexis told him she loved him.

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Wait, you're gonna put that on your face, after it's been on the floor? I don't even wear good socks in here!

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This is the same college where Malala gave that devastating commencement speech, right?

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I like the wine, and not the label. Does that make sense?

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Yeah, this is an iconic moment in all of our lives and I think we should experience it to the fullest

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Anyway, so you've been burned, a couple times. Um, have we met? I've been burned so many times, I'm basically the human equivalent of the inside of a roasted marshmallow.

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I'm sorry, I was processing Alexis' situation

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Well, that's presumptuous

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I don't know how to take that.

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And according to the wedding schedule, you're supposed to be dressed and ready to greet me

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Okay, I'm sorry I'm not a condom

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What if the sun comes out and everything's fine

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They were a mistake

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I'm starving, and I need to eat something.

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Okay, so how much money do you need? And please keep in mind that I had a negative balance in there last week.

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What were the crows even doing there in the first place?

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Well, the app that's counting my steps isn't working, so I honestly don't know.

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Of course I used the proper pin. I know my pin number, it's my birthday.