David

I's a brindle greyhound wot lives wiv me Mummy and I luffs to do ritings about me hadventures! I luff to puts me good boy ears on for treets!

[David @DavidsBestMate]

I's had grayvies dinners. I's wiped me mouf on me Mummy's trowsers *burp*

[David @DavidsBestMate]

@Jemmychew Oh... we duznt luffs dire rears! Sooper unmarvellous!

[David @DavidsBestMate]

@Jemmychew Wot is it thems sez... no carbs before marbs? Is you going to marbs? No? Then there duznt be's a problem.

[David @DavidsBestMate]

@Jemmychew Sooper!

[David @DavidsBestMate]

@JdBreezeAway Oh nos. I did just do holding them in me wee holding fing all day.

[David @DavidsBestMate]

@KatieandGrace I's eleben now too!

[David @DavidsBestMate]

Fanks you evryone for all me berfdie wishes! I's had a sooper snoozy day! Didnt even get hup for me wees!

[David @DavidsBestMate]

Becoz I's be'd gonned froms Twitter for neerly a millyon yeers, here be's a breed hupdate froms the last too munfs... http://t.co/ji53hL79Bi

[David @DavidsBestMate]

@LazyGreyhound Hims sed sum of hims relatives duz havs royal connekshons. Sooper!

[David @DavidsBestMate]

Look! It be's meself and me luffly frends Ben and Dylan!

[David @DavidsBestMate]

I's nakid! But it be's okies becoz I's had sosidge ands chikin stews and now I's under me blankit.

[David @DavidsBestMate]

Good mornings. Today I did wakes me Mummy hup wiv me noze. Me wees woz reddy a bit earlies.

[David @DavidsBestMate]

RAH RAH RAH I's rollings around ons the floor! RAH RAH RAH!

[David @DavidsBestMate]

@tedandpippa I duz luffs to snooze.

[David @DavidsBestMate]

@ishouldbeginger ... Mummy wood rather nots try it all the same. Hers sez wine probly be's bestest fors relaxings and mood boostings.

[David @DavidsBestMate]

@brunelgreyhound Hed cushons is me favrit. I luffs the hooman bed. Sooper that I duz only havs a Mummy and gets a hole harf ofs the bed!

[David @DavidsBestMate]

@millie_dog 'Sumbody' be's 'ticularly sneekies!

[David @DavidsBestMate]

@indigodreamers Ooooh a noo toilet tree! I luffs toilet trees. Mummy did plant me own self one too *nods*

[David @DavidsBestMate]

@millie_dog Hims is sneekies. Tell hims I sez to give you's borlie back!

[David @DavidsBestMate]

@jemmychew I luffs the wombles! Thems like sooper hooge ginny pigs and ginny pigs is me favrit!