David Shearer

Electrician to trade,
Drinking enthusiast, guitarist. Love Rangers, the darts, Pink Floyd, Hendrix and SRV. Ran out of haircuts years ago.

[David Shearer @DavidShearer1]

Started making a guitar today.
Cut out basic shape, routed holes for pickups, electronics.

[TMZ @TMZ]

🕊️ "Breaking Bad" star RJ Mitte has died at 34. https://t.co/MEW087aa3s

[Ethan @berryvanbeer]

Tried to get a translation for this interview and oh boy

[David Shearer @DavidShearer1]

@kevinosborne Good luck, have fun, don't wank.

[Elgin City F.C. @ElginCityFC]

You can’t score a header from 40 yards…… or can you? 🤔

Step forward Russell Dingwall! 🥚🔴⚫️

Credit - lower.league.legends

[David Shearer @DavidShearer1]

Normally I'd agree with this but reading Battle Royale was a chore compared to watching the movie.

[Megha Singh @Humanoholic]

Unpopular opinion but the movie is never better than BOOK.

[Mr Blonde @Kearney3Mr]

Meanwhile, at the pumps...

[David Shearer @DavidShearer1]

Looking unlikely now. Guessing they pre record these things for both players?

[Bm @BM1972_]

Wit a TikTok that is man 😂😂😂

[David Shearer @DavidShearer1]

This sounds brilliant till you're sent to work somewhere that's a pain to get home from. Edinburgh to Coatbridge the night of the Scotland game against Denmark took me 2 n a half hours to get home.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

If your company offered for you to work four 10 hour days and have Fridays off instead of the normal five 8 hour days working Monday-Friday. Would you take the 4 working days schedule?

[🦵💥 MEJORES PATADAS ⚽️💀 @mejorespatadas1]

🇧🇷 En Brasil un equipo empezó ganando un partido con 0% DE POSESIÓN JASKJDAKJSFAJ ES EL GOL EN CONTRA DE TODOS LOS TIEMPOS

[David Shearer @DavidShearer1]

I fucking hate how fucking much the fucking Wrexham manager fucking swears.

[David Shearer @DavidShearer1]

@susbokz No Man's Sky ticks the box for solo grind.

[David Shearer @DavidShearer1]

Renewed my car insurance for the 18th of October but the cunts have taken the money already. Surely they should take it when my policy actually fucking starts.

[David Shearer @DavidShearer1]

First time hearing this one 🤣🤣

[Tight Five Rugby @TightFive_Rugby]

You can never come across this video and not watch the full clip.

The greatest interview of all time.

[Championship Rounds @ChampRDS]

🗣️ Tyson Fury: "I'm the most awkwardly built heavyweight champion. I'm bald, fat..."

🗣️ Anthony Joshua: "It's true."

🗣️ Tyson Fury: "Then you got this guy here, carved in stone. And everytime he gets cracked in the jaw he falls over." 😭

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

📅 On this day, 14 years ago, Martin Jiránek unleashed the 𝗧𝗛𝗨𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥𝗕𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗥𝗗 of all 𝗧𝗛𝗨𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥𝗕𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗥𝗗s. 🇨🇿🚀

Imagine shooting from there.

[The Extreme Football Enthusiast @ExtremeFootbal4]

Parklife x Charlie Austin will never get old

[Paisa!✭ @liigles]

Nigga dating a prescription drug

[David Shearer @DavidShearer1]

@charlotte_90xx Thats my double of choice when I'm playing double in tournaments. As long as you throw straight you're pretty much guaranteed to hit 4, 13, 6 or 10. Love how the commentators couldn't figure that out.

[David Shearer @DavidShearer1]

That one camera at the darts.