David Stanier

Did someone order a hunk? Video games: @ItsDavideogames !!

[David Stanier @DavidStanier]

Travelling through time to stop Crocs!
https://t.co/ZkIZNx2IxH

[Danny Sutcliffe @dannysutcliffes]

Me and my friend @DavidStanier made this years ago and just never posted it. If you remember the J.R. Hartley yellow pages advert I hope you enjoy this 🎩

#JRHartley #yellowpages #flyfishing #flyfishingbyjrhartley

[Mick Ferry @MickFerry]

October 29th! I need to sell tickets … give it a share please … https://t.co/PIfyvS2Vve

[Davideogames @ItsDavideogames]

A slithery snake glitch on Battlefield 6 #Battlefield6

[David Stanier @DavidStanier]

Germany’s Eurovision entry is very bratwurst summer. #Eurovision2025

[David Stanier @DavidStanier]

I didn't see anyone writing Christmas as 'Xmas' this year. Good!
I'm glad we can all be bothered to write Christmas out in full. Because if you can't write out full words at Christmas wen can u do it?

[Murder Inc. @MurderIncComedy]

Q shows his new dance per Patricia Bassey’s request.

From a murder mystery set in at MI5.

Shows in 2025!

Manchester- Thurs 9th Jan - TONIGHT!
Stockport- Thurs 23rd Jan
Leeds- Weds 5th Feb
Bolton- Thurs 6th Feb

Tickets: https://t.co/2cNBEpyqim or google 'Murder Inc comedy'

[David Stanier @DavidStanier]

When two buses arrive at the same time does the bus driver feel guilty and bad about it?
Well, they SHOULD! Especially with my one eyebrow all raised, and my tutting, and asking them if they get lonely without having a friend and pushing my face against the plastic asking "HUH?"

[David Stanier @DavidStanier]

I recently had a Terry's Chocolate... Ball? The chocolate orange but without the orange.

My Review? I believe it is proof of the soul.
Because without the orange, these have none.
Dead inside.
Gone.

[David Stanier @DavidStanier]

Why has this made me so angry?? Oh yeah, it's because I, with all of my heart, love sandwiches. ♥️🥪

[PoliticsJOE @PoliticsJOE_UK]

Kemi Badenoch thinks sandwiches are for breakfast

[David Stanier @DavidStanier]

Even if I had been to a rodeo before, I still don't think I would walk around confidently knowing what I was doing.
I think it would take me about 5 rodeos and even then I would say "This ain't my fourth rodeo but I am still open to some further training."

[David Stanier @DavidStanier]

He was fixing Civiliazation and he was fixing civilisation.

[GameSpot @GameSpot]

Alleged UHC Shooter Once Interned At Civ Studio https://t.co/dqOnaWnS4a

[David Stanier @DavidStanier]

All the best to those who sort out the cardboard in your household. This month is our super bowl!

[Danny Sutcliffe @dannysutcliffes]

Mr. Doom in the @BritishComedy guide coming to cinemas on the 15th November

https://t.co/SLCmZDha23

[Sam O’Leary @mrSamOLeary]

The pre-audition process for TV talent shows.

[David Stanier @DavidStanier]

I reckon old people's homes smell of roast dinners because that was that generation's favourite meal...
And so by the time I'm an old person in a home they're gonna absolutely stink of dirty loaded fries.

[Sam O’Leary @mrSamOLeary]

POV your boyfriend wants to go on a stag do

[Tom Lawrinson @TomLawrinson]

Guy who thinks train announcement is about him

[David Stanier @DavidStanier]

I dare say this is on purpose but he-he-he…

[David Stanier @DavidStanier]

"In Springfield, they're eating the dogs!" https://t.co/U5Wb4wAt8E