David Barber

Retirement kills more brain cells than red wine. Living in Aude, SW France. Wants to keep in touch with UK, especially politics, satire and cricket.

[David Barber @Davidtarleton]

Katya

[David Barber @Davidtarleton]

#bbcworldcup Re cheating. Cheating is encouraged in football. By many coaches, Diving. Trying to get opposition players sent off. Cricket has players who bend the rules and play hard. But generally cheating is not acceptable.

[David Barber @Davidtarleton]

Get Involved https://t.co/26tetjC5Hz via @BBCSport

[David Barber @Davidtarleton]

@BBCSport 1) Kane is taking lessons from Alli and RADA
2) Football is root and branch such a cynical, dishonest game, why are we surprised.
3) VAR is the only answer. If it works for rugby, why not football?

[David Barber @Davidtarleton]

History repeats itself! Earlier this winter. https://t.co/QADFh2GoVB

[David Barber @Davidtarleton]

I am losing the will to live here. Too old to resist the stress.

[David Barber @Davidtarleton]

Does anyone out there know me here in France? Too many people in FB do.

[David Barber @Davidtarleton]

@JohnCleese So not Aye! Aye!?

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@GuidoFawkes Is he one reason to support T May. Balance him against Rees-Mogg?

[David Barber @Davidtarleton]

@JohnCleese What about The Guardian? With is new logo?

[David Barber @Davidtarleton]

Does anyone out there know me here in France? Too many people in FB do.

[David Barber @Davidtarleton]

#AskBarnier Why are you wasting your time in meeting Farage? I suggest watching England v Australia in Ashes cricket is more valuable. #Ashes

[David Barber @Davidtarleton]

@bbctms I am a Yorkshireman and a huge supporter of Joe Root as batsman and captain. But that shot last night was so wrong. Against the new ball and with a long tail. Play defensive every ball. Survive till tomorrow. Fight another day.

[David Barber @Davidtarleton]

@Ryanair Complaint. Ever since you moved the Carcassonne flight to Manchester it is ALWAYS late. And passport control at Mcr is a huge queue

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

To the tune of 'love and marriage' - 'strong and stable, strong and stable, goes together like a wonky table...'.Weak and wobbly more like

[Javier Ballesteros @J_Ballesteros1]

Happy 60th birthday dad! Miss you every day! Im sure you'll be pushing for Sergio today!! @SeveBallesteros #Dad #Masters #VamosSergio

[David Barber @Davidtarleton]

@brianmoore666 All the best for a quick recovery. Watched you play against Orrell! Best rugby commentator in the UK.

[David Barber @Davidtarleton]

@Sports_Greats Andre - should be "practiSe".

[AndrewSparrow @AndrewSparrow]

Superb speech from @GuyVerhofstadt - Says Brexit 'catfight in Conservative party that got out of hand' - https://t.co/M4ZUEfE3Fx

[David Barber @Davidtarleton]

@Daily_Express Probably because Express readers/Brexiteers are too stupid either to have a sense of humour - or know what date it is.

[David Barber @Davidtarleton]

@bbcquestiontime It does worry me that David Davis is so unimpressive.