David Tarpley

well i'm here now

[David Tarpley @DavidTarpley]

Selfie sticks were made for extreme sexting

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Real men

[David Tarpley @DavidTarpley]

If you bring me a weak cup of coffee I will never forgive you.

[David Tarpley @DavidTarpley]

“@SteveStfler: I've become an expert at two things. Making girls have a crazy orgasm, and lying in my tweets.” @jethro1030_jeff

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I really don't care about a lot of things, but when I do care, I care too much.

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Judging a person does not define who they are... It defines who you are.

[David Tarpley @DavidTarpley]

I wanna go on a road trip

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80% of the time my headphones are on I'm not listening to music. I'm ignoring you.

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You can't force people to care about you.