David Terruso

Novelist & comedian. Download the FREE prequel to my illustrated novel Alter Ego: The Other Me, Issue 1 at the link below. The prequel is called THE BLINK.

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Download THE BLINK, the FREE prequel to my illustrated novel, ALTER EGO: THE OTHER ME, ISSUE 1:

https://t.co/AjxyvBfFhF

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@LingoUnbound In Cranebows

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@TuckerCarlson Boy, Tucker, this is such an unfortunate turn of events, because it really makes it seem as if this whole thing was one big crock of shit from the get-go. You guys are pathetic, really really dumb, and hilariously transparent. 😂😂😂

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@TheJeffBridges Love and positive energy to you, Mr. Bridges. Be strong and be well.

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TRUMP AT A BAPTISM

Priest: Do you renounce Satan, all his works, and all his empty promises?

Trump: I’m happy to. I’m happy to. I’ll do whatever. Give me a name. Give me a name.

Priest: Lucifer

Trump: Lucifer... stand back and stand by.
#DumpTrump2020 #Debate2020 #VoteBiden

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I'm giving away Neil Gaiman's The Sandman complete series. This is the 30th anniversary recolored edition, all 14 issues. A $280 value. It's free to enter:
https://t.co/mUqpPhmZkt

#giveaways #neilgaiman #thesandman #freebooks

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@DebraJJoseph1 Take this down. It's my copyrighted intellectual property, and you're stealing it and distributing it illegally.

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I'm giving away the ebook of my debut novel CUBE SLEUTH at this link: https://t.co/iM3apbCon2

It's a murder mystery set in a corporate workplace. It's dark and funny and sad and has lots of boner jokes. Go get it. Happy reading!

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Mr. Peanut fell to his death and exploded. Pretty grim for a cartoon food mascot. But better than their original idea where he died slowly of non-Hodgkin’s lymphoma over the course of several commercials. #RIPeanut #HeBetterRiseFromTheDeadDuringTheSuperBowl

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My graphic novel Alter Ego: The Other Me, Issue 1 is NOW available on @comiXology Submit! If you're enrolled in that, you can read it FREE; if you're not, it's just $1.99.
#cXSubmit https://t.co/pztMtnjsya

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I'm spending too much time watching superhero movies.

I heard someone say their dad was in the ICU and I thought, "Whose cinematic universe is that? Image Comics?"

#mcu #dceu

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We caught up with @DavidTerruso to find out more about his comic #AlterEgo and why he decided to create it with a mixture of literary and sequential storytelling. #interview https://t.co/0zu9XAQqsG

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#chrisandpaulshow destroyed once again on #BringTheFunny

Just give these guys the grand prize already. They are in a league of their own.

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@ThomasJTobin1 Hey, padre, here's some scripture for you:

"You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother's eye." Matthew 7:5

You should be utterly ashamed of yourself. You're a bigot and a pedophile enabler.

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I'm giving away 5 FREE COPIES of my dark comic murder mystery Cube Sleuth.

Click the link, enter your email, the end.

Good luck!

https://t.co/azysYiel9M #giveaway #win via @RealKingSumo

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Do you love boner-joke infused murder mysteries and hate paying for stuff?

I have great news: I'm giving away 5 FREE signed copies of my first novel, Cube Sleuth.

Click the link. Enter your email address. The end.

https://t.co/oj5sYTF5OJ

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When a magician says, "Pay close attention to my right hand," you know the real trick is happening in his left.

Trump is just the magician's tiny right hand.

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@PFTompkins When Mr. Peanut Butter gives Diane a smashed penny in the season 4 finale of #BoJackHorseman, you must’ve struggled as an actor to sell his enthusiasm for a trinket you so despise personally.

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Is there a pretentious German word for the elation I feel when I walk up to my apartment complex gym and there are zero people inside?

Nasiumfreude or something?