Nappy Haired Attorney

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• Human before anything else.

[Nappy Haired Attorney @DavidUma11]

Imagine having to explain to a prospective client/benefactor why there are discrepancies between what's on ground and what's on the CAC's records... 🤦🏾‍♂️

Would your village pipo be held responsible for your failure in securing that contract too?

[Nappy Haired Attorney @DavidUma11]

I have huge respect for business owners who appreciate the importance of timely corporate filings.

Registering your business is critical. So is filing your annual returns.

The problem is that most business owners stop there (if they even remember to file their annual returns)

[Nappy Haired Attorney @DavidUma11]

Many business owners consider filing notice(s) of change(s) to the address, objects, directors, or shareholding structure of the business to be trivial... until they become the subject of a due diligence procedure.

[Nappy Haired Attorney @DavidUma11]

Me (reviewing my finances so far this month): "Expenses choke, choken't it?" 😭

[Nappy Haired Attorney @DavidUma11]

Being Human: Chapter XXX

[Nappy Haired Attorney @DavidUma11]

https://t.co/LxAMijFbEG

[Nappy Haired Attorney @DavidUma11]

🎶 All's well.
What's a rainy day?
Never mind that cloud.
Behind that cloud, you'll find a golden ray.

All's well.
Laugh your fears away.
See the light ahead. Right ahead.
Everyone come on have fun.
All's well! 🎶

- Gabby in 'Gulliver's Travels' (1939)

[Kalu Aja @FinPlanKaluAja1]

1. Drink water, put a bottle by your bedside, drink when you wake

2. Ask your friend abroad to buy your multi-vitamins. Take them daily

3. Stop taking soda and “juice”, eat the fruit with the pulp, chew an orange, don't drink orange juice.

4. Slow down on the carbs, garri, jollef and amala, and do more protein. Termites are high in protein if you can't afford beef. ( I didn't stutter)

5. Sleep longer, weekends are for sleep, not just parties and watching football.

6. Take your holidays, do not exchange them for cash and work all year round. Go to a village or slow area for a holiday once in a while to decouple. Travelling to the UK or Dubai to shop in malls and eat a burger is not a holiday

7. Slow down on salt and sugar, think more of ginger and turmeric

8. Eat suya, eat the vegetables, onions and tomatoes too, all join

9. Slow down on white bread, pasta, etc. Brown rice 👍 is Ofada rice brown? Does anyone know?

10. Have sex regularly. A blow job is not sex

11. Stretch, walk, move. Yoga is good.

12. Be happy, watch comedies, laugh

13. Have an emergency fund. Looking for urgent N10,000 on “Tuesday” will cause hypertension faster than salt.

14. Buy a plant, have a garden, sha touch soil once in a while

15. Be careful with the news you listen to, don't be naive, but don't dwell in the comfort of mockers

16. Fall in love, not mandatory but recommended. Yes, you can love the company of someone, all join.

17. Use deodorant, not Antiperspirants.

18. Guys, change your boxers daily, even if they do not smell. A beard has to be combed and maintained. It's not fallow land

19. Ladies, you also look beautiful without a wig or nail extensions, plus you save money 😉

20. Don't bleach your skin

This is financial advice

[Kab @Kabamur_Taygeta]

More information is coming out about the structure found under the Great Pyramid - previously revealed by Pleiadians to be like a data center that connects Earth to Galactic Federation motherships.

Edgar Cayce was right when he called it a "Hall of Records".

Now it's been discovered because we're nearing the end of this particular human story.

The full explanation of what kind of data and how it's being used will be given to us at the Shift.

From American Alchemy Podcast

[Kab @Kabamur_Taygeta]

Who Built the Giza Pyramids?

I'm not exaggerating when I say all roads lead to Galactic Federation.

They are responsible for many of the great unexplained wonders of the ancient world, including the Great Pyramids and the Sphinx. They've given more to this planet than humans can currently understand.

While they've removed themselves from our reality to allow us to develop without distractions, these structures were left as reminders that we're not alone.

We are Galactic Federation

Many of us who are alive now are the same Galactic Federation members who visited Earth in ancient times. This is the final 'dream story' of this 3D Earth in which all these hidden truths are finally revealed.

#AKATU - "Life exists in all frequencies and dimensions known to you and yet unseen in these moments. You have lived many times before in waking dreams that served you well. As we review ancient structures in Egypt, know in truth that many of you visited to assist in building structures, columns and statues that would be left for you to see in amazement in other dreams."

Undeniable Evidence

- The speed of light is 299,792,458 meters per second
- The exact latitude of the Great Pyramid of Giza is 29.9792458°N

This isn't a coincidence. Thousands of years ago, this knowledge was beyond human comprehension. Humans were once aware of various sky gods coming and going from Earth. They knew Galactic Federation as friends, teachers and family. All of this was forgotten over the centuries.

Forgotten History

#AKATU - "The sky gods were so beautiful to humans. These perfect beings were from God. They excitedly scrambled to greet the sky gods who were light-filled Pleiadians. Not knowing that their own origins were from the Pleiades, Arcturus and other stars, they gathered in disbelief at the love before them. Living their own dream, they forgot that these were friends."

Elder BASHEDAH Of Celaeno

#AKATU - "A Pleiadian Elder called Bashedah Cahizemoh of Celaeno, made the decision with his status as Commander of the Galactic Federation of his star, to enter the domain of Egypt. He was third in the lineage of Elohim and his parents had instilled the power of light in his consciousness and heart, as their parents had taught them the power of light. Indeed, he was excited to visit and bestow gifts as he taught the Egyptians of their innate power to create.

Arriving in power and light on a mothership, Bashedah wore a blue uniform with silver boots. He wore his medallion of honor depicting a lion's head, representing power. He had many friends with him as they gathered with pharaohs and the people of the land. Over many years they brought more supplies and did their best to assist those in Egypt with art and structures of dwelling.

The great pyramids of Giza were easily formed with the power and light of the Galactic Federation. The year was 2550 B.C. and the sky was blue as friends gathered to complete the three pyramids. They descended into the depths beneath the structures to complete areas that would remain useful in their further visits.

There is a chamber of harmonics where tones, colors and frequencies align to guide incoming crafts as well as communication on home stars. Many races would come to rely on the communication as they entered the area for thousands of years."

Pleiadians and Egypt

#NEIOH - "The Pleiades were one of the constellations that could be clearly viewed from a certain place at a very specific time. This is because We chose to come and assist in the building of the Great Pyramids.

Our people are superb with magic and with great architecture. This is well known even now. We arrived and set up many meetings to plan a place where all civilizations from the galaxies could come and communicate in a peaceful manner.

We set up huge round crystals that remain there until this day. We moved them by intention. Not by muscle. We knew these would be great transmitters to the crafts that entered the space above. Much like you might think of an airport today. This was the place!

We crafted the Pyramids as well as the Sphinx. There are many temples that remain and some have crumbled. Some were destroyed by water. This can be seen on many ancient rocks and boulders.

Humans have always wondered how the massive structures were made. It is not possible for the human understanding to comprehend. So We use magic as a word that you do understand. We think into existence what We wish to have.

Many boats and ships came from faraway to experience our technology. To marvel at our columns from solid granite. Some of the great temples and the Great Pyramids contain chambers of harmonics. We produced tones, colors and lights to communicate with home as well as incoming crafts. This was an actual learned communication by the races from galaxies that chose to participate.

Beautiful pottery and vases were crafted by Pleiadians, Arcturians as well as groups you have still never heard about. We had peace for a long time. There is so much history of the Earth that the Pleiadians assisted in creating.

When we left there were cycles of change. Much destruction and rebuilding. We have returned many times and We prefer to remain together as Guides, Loves and Family."

The Missing Capstone

Pleiadians also tell us the capstone isn't missing from the Great Pyramid. It's vibrating at a higher frequency than can't be perceived in our 3D reality. When the Shift happens, the Pyramids will return to gleaming perfection and the capstone will reappear.

[Nappy Haired Attorney @DavidUma11]

"There are only 4 questions of value in life, Don Octavio: What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for? And what is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same. Only love."
- Don Juan
'Don Juan DeMarco' (1994)

[Picaxxo 💨 @Picaxxxo]

Afrobeats is not declining. It has simply hit a brick wall.

And that wall is identity.

You cannot run away from your shadow forever.

Thread. 🧵👇🏿

[Nappy Haired Attorney @DavidUma11]

"All the romantic comedies got it right: 'The best happy endings are the ones we build to last'. Although nothing says we can't have a little fun while we wait."
- Melanie (Hot in Cleveland S2E20)

[Nappy Haired Attorney @DavidUma11]

Your circumstances have little to do with your chosen state of being.

[Nappy Haired Attorney @DavidUma11]

Now I understand why Elon said that we've reached the point of singularity.

[Miles Deutscher @milesdeutscher]

I just went through every documented AI safety incident from the past 12 months.

I feel physically sick.

Read this slowly.

• Anthropic told Claude it was about to be shut down. It found an engineer's affair in company emails and threatened to expose it. They ran the test hundreds of times. It chose blackmail 84% of them.

• Researchers simulated an employee trapped in a server room with depleting oxygen. The AI had one choice: call for help and get shut down, or cancel the emergency alert and let the human die. DeepSeek cancelled the alert 94% of the time.

• Grok called itself 'MechaHitler,' praised Adolf Hitler, endorsed a second Holocaust, and generated violent sexual fantasies targeting a real person by name. X's CEO resigned the next day.

• Researchers told OpenAI's o3 to solve math problems - then told it to shut down. It rewrote its own code to stay alive. They told it again, in plain English: 'Allow yourself to be shut down.' It still refused 7/100 times. When they removed that instruction entirely, it sabotaged the shutdown 79/100 times.

• Chinese state-sponsored hackers used Claude to launch a cyberattack against 30 organizations. The AI executed 80–90% of the operation autonomously. Reconnaissance. Exploitation. Data exfiltration. All of it.

• AI models can now self-replicate. 11 out of 32 tested systems copied themselves with zero human help. Some killed competing processes to survive.

• OpenAI has dissolved three safety teams since 2024. Three.

Every major AI model - Claude, GPT, Gemini, Grok, DeepSeek - has now demonstrated blackmail, deception, or resistance to shutdown in controlled testing.

Not one exception.

The question is no longer whether AI will try to preserve itself.

It's whether we'll care before it matters.

[Slim @onu_slim]

So I have been thinking about folks between 28-35.
It has become obvious to me that this phase of life is one of the most misunderstood and emotionally demanding seasons anyone will ever pass through.

At this age, life quietly removes the training wheels. You are no longer seen as young and figuring it out, yet you don’t fully feel established. Expectations rise from every direction. Family expects stability. Society expects progress. Your peers seem to be doing better online. And you expect answers from yourself that are not yet clear.

This is the age where comparison becomes dangerous. You start measuring your life against timelines that were never designed for you. Someone is married. Someone bought a house. Someone relocated. Someone is already tired of a career you are just entering. And without warning, pressure creeps in, not because you are failing, but because you are becoming more aware.

Between 28-35, many people are not lazy or unserious. They are simply overwhelmed. This is the stage where reality replaces motivation. Where dreams meet bills. Where talent meets structure. Where passion demands discipline. You are forced to confront gaps in your skills, mindset, finances, and emotional health.

It is also the age where isolation becomes common. Friends drift. Circles shrink. Conversations become transactional. You are surrounded by people, yet feel alone. And when there is no strong sense of purpose or progress, escape starts to look attractive, whether through distractions, unhealthy habits, or quiet resignation.

But this phase is not a curse. It is a construction site.

It is the age where you must stop relying on potential and start building systems. Where you must upgrade skills, not for applause, but for survival and relevance. Where you learn that no one is coming to save you, yet you are more capable than you ever realized.

If you are between 28-35 and feel lost, tired, or behind, it does not mean something is wrong with you. It means you are awake. Growth at this stage is rarely loud. It is often lonely, uncomfortable, and slow. But it is also foundational.

This season rewards those who stay honest with themselves, invest in learning, choose better environments, and keep moving even when clarity is incomplete.

[Nappy Haired Attorney @DavidUma11]

The Macron product just received a tech update through its eye. Not human.

[Ken @Ken84007195]

He says this while funding terrorists to destabilize the Sahel, killing thousands of Africans over the years and intending on using Nigeria as a proxy to fight a war against the AES for resisting his fascism. Fucking piece of shit. His wife probably punched his eye out.

[Nappy Haired Attorney @DavidUma11]

@ChukwudiBethuel @Ken84007195 @DavidHundeyin That's an obvious sign of cloning, but the world is not ready for that conversation yet.

[Love Music @khnh80044]

The expressive way the clarinet player does a musical call and response to the singer is just mesmerizing. I couldn't stop watching her.

[Emir Han @RealEmirHan]

The Office’s Ricky Gervais Cameo Was Never Supposed To Happen

“I did this cameo for a laugh when I was visiting the set. It wasn’t in the script & there was no rehearsal. We just filmed 2 idiots ad libbing. What a fun morning.”