Mr Wilde

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[Mr Wilde @DavidWildeOne]

@thewebbie @UN @UNFPA Actually this article is technically true for all of Elon's marriages. There's never an adult in the room when he deflowers them.

[Mr Wilde @DavidWildeOne]

"Moral Equivalency" #EpsteinFiles2026 #elonmuskAsFirstLady
#intentionallyNotFunny

[Mr Wilde @DavidWildeOne]

#DidYouknow..? That by posting on X, you are contributing to the largest Epstein file ever made public in the history of mankind? That's called a "moral equivalency" in case you needed re-edge-uh-vacation "Elon".

[Mr Wilde @DavidWildeOne]

It's Sunday morning on X. That place where all the late night Saturday Sinners reclaim there stupidity from the night before till the morning after.

[Mr Wilde @DavidWildeOne]

@holdmybeernews @TheBabylonBee lol, that was a undercover police car I saw half an hr ago. Wonder if she's still there..

[Mr Wilde @DavidWildeOne]

@TheBabylonBee They've been reduced to a parliament of howls & hooters.

[Mr Wilde @DavidWildeOne]

@MOSSADil Bust the fucker

[Mr Wilde @DavidWildeOne]

@NiohBerg What are you doing. This woman is an anti-Jewish pig.

[Mr Wilde @DavidWildeOne]

This footage is better than any UAP VIDEO that I've ever seen!

[Mr Wilde @DavidWildeOne]

Got to hang out with a group of university students on a drone meetup. Haven't enjoyed refreshing geek/tech culture like that in ages. I miss bright minds. I actually felt young for a few hrs. Just Wow 🤩 Nice to be visible once in a blue moon. :)

[Mr Wilde @DavidWildeOne]

Got to hang out with a group of university students on a drone meetup. Haven't enjoyed refreshing geek/tech culture like that in ages. I miss bright minds. I actually felt young for a few hrs. Just Wow 🤩 Nice to be visible once in a blue moon. :)

[Mr Wilde @DavidWildeOne]

@thewebbie Alrighty then 👍

[Mr Wilde @DavidWildeOne]

@thewebbie I was tempted as well. Instead I went for a walk and saw all these single miserable women walking there dogs alone. Quite sad really. But remember you're never alone sitting on the bench, because G-d is sitting beside you.

[Mr Wilde @DavidWildeOne]

@lexfridman Greetings Lex! How would you like to work on a special mathematical project involving thermodynamical equations? DM me please.

[Mr Wilde @DavidWildeOne]

@SenJohnKennedy You are a gem sir!

[Mr Wilde @DavidWildeOne]

Origins of Valentines Day

[Mr Wilde @DavidWildeOne]

@USAttyPirro Respectfully, When are you going to prosecute Elon? I'm an open book, you're free to read it. God is right behind me.

[Mr Wilde @DavidWildeOne]

Nope, not real footage. Good rendition though.

[WAR @warsurv]

A Colombian pilot flying at 12,500 feet captured what is being described as the best UFO footage ever recorded, and its authenticity has been confirmed.

[Mr Wilde @DavidWildeOne]

@fasc1nate Seriously, that looks much more like frozen poop from an airplane toilet.

[Mr Wilde @DavidWildeOne]

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