IG: Davii_wiise

Don't you dare tweet about weed, gym, health shit, hoes, shitty song lyrics or followback accounts thanx ☺

[IG: Davii_wiise @DavidWise_AFC]

Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad

[Alessandro Barbosa @CaptionBarbosa]

To everyone busy updating their PS4 - check your load shedding times. Don't want power to die in the middle of updating.

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They really gonna sub the ref?

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David Luiz is a hero

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Kinda feel bad for hating on Monreal

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Arsenal need to get rid of mediocre players to win the league. Just look at Chelsea, quality in all positions. What is a Monreal? #plfanzone

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What's up with tall skinny girls wearing high heels like tf you tryna be a skyscraper for

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Add me on PSN - Daviiiboiii01

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Wenger needs to play Rosicky more often. He and Cazorla have such a great partnership. Also, get rid of Monreal #plfanzone

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When you talking shit to somebody and you unexpectedly rhyme http://t.co/jiLH8D7eTW

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When you hand your daughter the aux cord but she plays iggy http://t.co/hcyXRrDf5H

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Bae: I'll send you the nudes later Me: http://t.co/IvBnZDPRz8

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I've had Rooney captain for the last 3 gameweeks. Watch how he scores a hatrick when I give the captaincy to someone else

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In 'The Last of Us' when I heard Riley say: "You know, we can be all poetic and just lose our minds together."

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@erin_eringerber Says you :P

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@Arsenal cunts -_-

[FPL Bonus Points @BonusFPL]

GOAL FOR QPR!

But it's not Austin so do you care?

[Louie @FeintsTwists]

Arsenal's the ONLY top team that could be leading 6-0 & you'd still be shitting yourself,bcoz U know once one goes in,a comeback is possible

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My fpl team is so shit to be honest

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