Zdzislaw

bloody nora that floor was hot

[Zdzislaw @DavidWitkowskii]

@Adam_witkowskii Spelling

[Zdzislaw @DavidWitkowskii]

@NPTNFootball @ONChenecksFC1 @ClubSileby @BadgersUcl @MonTheMills @RaundsTown @ShireSoundsRad @SpartanSMFL @NeneLeague @northantscombo @Adam_witkowskii, easy

[Zdzislaw @DavidWitkowskii]

Very ready to spunk my dosh on every losing horse at Cheltenham :)

[Zdzislaw @DavidWitkowskii]

I am sad

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 | BREAKING: The Government has PRIVATELY agreed to raise the state pension age to 68 to start in the 2030s, instead of the scheduled change in 2046. This means that those born AFTER 1970 will be asked to work longer

[@NatashaC]

[Zdzislaw @DavidWitkowskii]

V wholesome

[Zdzislaw @DavidWitkowskii]

Help me raise £400 to buy gifts for the children who will be spending Christmas Day on Skylark ward at Kettering General Hospital.. Please #donate on @justgiving and RT. Thanks! https://t.co/DJNtgdfDH1

[Zdzislaw @DavidWitkowskii]

A chimpanzee in a little yellow jacket because of rain is just the content I wanted to see

[Hanna Liubakova @HannaLiubakova]

#Ukraine In Kharkiv, a chimpanzee escaped from a zoo. It was walking around the city while zoo employees tried to convince it to return. Suddenly it started to rain, and the ape ran to a zoo employee for a jacket and then agreed to return to the zoo.

[Zdzislaw @DavidWitkowskii]

Hahahaha bastard at security in Munich Airport looked at my passport, laughed, showed his friend, who also laughed, then let me through. Very humbling 😭

[Zdzislaw @DavidWitkowskii]

Enough Twitter for today I think

[Kristian @vonstrenginho]

Might never use dall-e again

[Be more FAB @bemorefab__]

Today the fundraising total reached over £500,000! The fundraising pages have been live for just 33 days!! What a staggering amount of money to raise in that time.

#bemorefab

[Zdzislaw @DavidWitkowskii]

Hahahahahahahha quality

[Zdzislaw @DavidWitkowskii]

The most unsurprising news I’ve seen

[Be more FAB @bemorefab__]

Florence and Elaiya have both been diagnosed with AML and will be 2 of only around 10 children in the country to have such a rare form of it.
They both need bone marrow transplants but don't have donors. They need your help.

[chloe @ChloeHendry3]

Selling x2 boomtown tickets 1 has Wednesday entry, both tickets face value!! Message me xx

[Zdzislaw @DavidWitkowskii]

Absolutely fucking skinto from the post-covid ‘say yes to everything’ plans

[Zdzislaw @DavidWitkowskii]

Homeless bloke in Cov called me Daddy whilst asking for money????

[Kristin Chirico @KristinChirico]

Hi please tell me about your most ridiculously funny emergency vet bill, the ones in this thread and VERY GOOD

[Zdzislaw @DavidWitkowskii]

Hahaha still not over that wee Liverpool fan crying, quality work from the camera man

[United Zone @ManUnitedZone]

ON THIS DAY: 14 years ago, Manchester United beat Chelsea to win the Champions League in Moscow.

What a night 😍🔴