David MacLean

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[David MacLean @Davidwwmaclean]

@netflix will you be bringing back Norm Macdonald Has a Show? I'm wondering if we can expect a second season.

[David MacLean @Davidwwmaclean]

@normmacdonald I feel sorry for the backlash you're currently facing. You're my favorite comedian and, though I don't know you, you seem like a great person. I cannot wait for your show!

[David MacLean @Davidwwmaclean]

@normmacdonald Read your book! Loved it! We met 2 years ago at a show I was on in Vancouver. It kind of changed my life. Thank you.

[David MacLean @Davidwwmaclean]

@normmacdonald You are my hero. Buying @kfc tomorrow to support the casting decision.

[David MacLean @Davidwwmaclean]

@McDonalds Wish I was in China so I could Chairman Mao down on an egg mcmuffin. #redchina #nomsters #mcmufffffff

[David MacLean @Davidwwmaclean]

@McDonalds where am I?!?! Sorry, I was blinded for a second by the flavour sensation that is the egg mcmuffin #whyyoudomelikethat #werdup

[David MacLean @Davidwwmaclean]

@McDonalds BEASTMODE more like FEASTMODE. Egg mcmuffins baby all day. #yeaaaaaaaaahbooooooi #mcmuffin #love

[David MacLean @Davidwwmaclean]

@McDonalds my latest egg mcmuffin was singing background for Diana Ross. Shit was SUPREME! #ooooooyaaaaaa #tasty

[David MacLean @Davidwwmaclean]

@McDonalds I drempt I was in heaven last night. Ate a mcmuffin this morning. Heaven can wait brah. #suckitheavan #nomnomnom

[David MacLean @Davidwwmaclean]

@McDonalds you should be charged with assault cause your egg mcmuffin just punched me in the face with flavour #saywhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

[David MacLean @Davidwwmaclean]

What's the story morning glory? Not sure. But my morning glory is a fat mcmuffin made just the way I like it @McDonalds keeps me fed #wassup

[David MacLean @Davidwwmaclean]

@McDonalds I hear you're moving to all day breakfast. McMuffin at 8pm? In the biz we call that primetime. #ooohbaby #moneymoneymonaaaaaaay

[David MacLean @Davidwwmaclean]

@McDonalds forgot where I was today cause I chomped down on an egg mcmuffin and could have sworn I had been teleported to flavourtown #money

[David MacLean @Davidwwmaclean]

@McDonalds Can I get a lifetime supply of egg mcmuffins on some sort of good guy discount. I mean you're a good guy, I'm a good guy. #npr

[the Comedy MIX @theComedyMIX]

Last night to see @Braunger w/ @Davidwwmaclean & Jeff Yu as MC! 8pm & 10.30pm. We also have a full bar inside! What more could you want!!

[David MacLean @Davidwwmaclean]

@AWCanada Ryan Biel is a man, a myth, a legend. #wheresryanbeen

[the Comedy MIX @theComedyMIX]

The Northwest ComedyFest at the Comedy MIX, tonight and tomorrow! Tickets at http://t.co/ziMXsWpD6P

[David MacLean @Davidwwmaclean]

Hey @DaveKrumholtz ended up going to Law School. Life! Right? You're still the man, undeniable. Don't forget it. #krumdementals

[David MacLean @Davidwwmaclean]

@owenwilson1 while you're in Van PLEASE team up with @AndrewJBarber for a special edition of "Owen Wilson Loves Van" http://t.co/rovQZnRzgO

[David MacLean @Davidwwmaclean]

@ShazamBliss @hopek_11 @Kylesbottom To be fair, my friend Douglas' face does look like a stitched together vagina.