David Parker

Higher Ed Employee. Former Music Educator. Caniac since 1997. Sports Enthusiast. Brainwashed by Apple. Advocate for and appreciator of all things artistic.

[David Parker @DavioParker]

@Breaking911 Donald called him a jihadist. Shut the fuck up.

[David Parker @DavioParker]

@SenateGOP You added so much bullshit to the bill no one with a brain was going to vote for it

[David Parker @DavioParker]

@comadreja_clt Keep at it- it gets easier. Sometimes it’s better to watch the play as a whole rather than track just the puck. Check out a book Take Your Eye Off the Puck by @wyshynski. Great stuff.

[Kyle Clark @KyleClark]

UPDATE: Rep Brittany Pettersen (D-CO) missed the Hegseth impeachment vote and her team dodged our questions about her whereabouts.

@MarshallZNews learned Pettersen was at a party for an AIPAC-linked Super PAC.

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

Your periodic reminder that Trump held a meme coin contest to see which crypto bro and foreign oligarch could offer him the biggest bribe, with the grand prize being exclusive access to him as President.

The winner was under investigation by the SEC for fraud, and then had his investigation dropped.

He netted $148 million from his “contest.”

[David Parker @DavioParker]

lol oh they scaredddddd

[David Parker @DavioParker]

@KatieMiller You really are a racist dumbass

[paris martineau @parismartineau]

if you're in line to disclose your affair with jensen huang STAY IN LINE

[David Parker @DavioParker]

“Oh we playing shoes?” kills me every time

[moon 🪐 🎞️ @supermulaney]

this is maybe the most attractive a man has ever been on television

[David Parker @DavioParker]

@SenateGOP @SenatorBaldwin What else was in the bill dumbass?

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

The Trump administration has laid off around 28,000 Department of Veterans Affairs employees, nearly half of which were veterans employed by the agency.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Fun Fact: Jim Jordan has been in Congress since January 2007. Nearly 20 years collecting a taxpayer-funded salary, and not ONE bill he's sponsored has passed the House or become law. Almost two decades of yelling, investigating, and performing for cameras. Zero bills passed.

[r @6ffside]

“i’ve never gotten into politics deep with anyone because i’m a hockey player”

[David Parker @DavioParker]

@RepMarkHarrisNC What else was in the bill Mark? Are you capable of reading it?

[David Parker @DavioParker]

...thats exactly why they're doing dumbass

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Hegseth: "Put the secretary on trial today, and the men and women who carried out those orders tomorrow. If they want to come for the warriors, they're going to have to come through me."

[David Parker @DavioParker]

@atrupar ...thats exactly why they're doing dumbass

[LVVK @Lvvk_lvvk]

”I brought my Stanley Cup ring with me and I'm going to give it to my parents, who get to take it home. They are seeing the ring for the first time now. That's great, too."

- Jesperi Kotkaniemi, #CarolinaCulture

[Chucky Picks @SmokesIndoors]

We're less than 10 days into Nov and The Leafs already got Carelton the Bear lookin like Ben Affleck.