David

NO FUCKING CRYPTO!!
If you have to sell it, is it really a currency??

[David @Davism64]

@ArtoftheMil @Ms_Nevva_Eatbug @hippyseachick What's with the buffalo cauliflower!!??

[David @Davism64]

@Ms_Nevva_Eatbug @ArtoftheMil @hippyseachick Cheers sauce can make anything taste good!

[🇺🇸Hot Pepper @Hot_Pepper76]

We used to keep important phone numbers in our heads.

Mom. Dad. Grandma. Your best friends. Work numbers.

Somehow, we remembered them all.

Now my phone dies and suddenly I'm completely cut off from civilization.

[David @Davism64]

@Hot_Pepper76 Just one of the reasons I call them dumbdown phones

[David @Davism64]

@YoAdrienne1968 Happy anniversary!!!

[Adrienne @YoAdrienne1968]

The year was 1991, no social media, no weeklong themed bachelor/bachelorette parties, no drama. Just me and the love of my life getting hitched 35 years ago today.
We had an amazing day with a simple garden wedding in my parents’ backyard. I wouldn’t have done a single thing differently.
Happy Anniversary to us ❤️.

[Old School Eddie @Old_SchoolEddie]

Nobody warns you that one day you'll become the oldest person in your family, and there's no one left to ask...

[David @Davism64]

@Old_SchoolEddie Hahaha 😆!!!

Nope!

You become the rock

[David @Davism64]

@thomas_garrard I haven't seen her, but the AT&T girl!
What??!!!

[David @Davism64]

@ArtoftheMil @hippyseachick Yep!!

[David @Davism64]

@KJ1981ya Goodnight KJ

[😊 @PontistGirl]

Netflix will help you finish spelling the name of the movie you're looking for and then tell you they don't have it....

[David @Davism64]

@PontistGirl Don't you love that!!

[Hippychick @hippyseachick]

Cauliflower taste like someone ate a dozen hard boiled eggs, waited an hour, farted into the dirt, then tended that fart dirt lovingly for 2 months until it grew into a fart flower, harvested it on the hottest,ripest day of the year, boiled it for 13 hours,and then tried to convince people it taste just like mashed potatoes..........yeah, not!

[David @Davism64]

@hippyseachick Yes, white fart blossoms!!

[SweetMarie @Oceanbreeze473]

Ok guys it’s 1978 and you’re confronted by this girl gang - what do you do?

[David @Davism64]

@Oceanbreeze473 Don't Bogart that joint.

[Weapon 𝕏 @HellRaz0r1776]

Therapist: How do you think your OCD started?

Me:

[David @Davism64]

@Oceanbreeze473

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

Do you remember anyone being overweight or having tattoos in the 70s?