Dave Kyprianou

Furzey & Thor⚡ @FurzeyRetriever are our big (and small) boys & trying to be as good as @HarveyRetriever was.

[Dave Kyprianou @DavKyp]

@elonmusk @realDonaldTrump Yes of course you do

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#JamesBond
The name's Arthur,
Arthur Fucksake

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@Nigella_Lawson Stella & Pickled Onion Monster Munch here

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@FlyFifer10 Looks like one on't cross beams gone owt askew on't treddle.

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Just asked @GoDaddyUK not to renew my websites, to delete them & delete my account but I've no confidence that'll happen at all.

[Dave Kyprianou @DavKyp]

@RadioGenoa There's no platform 22, but there is a number 2.

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@sainsburys Ok, I thought you should be aware.

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@sainsburys Hi I've just been to your alder road poole store, there is such a bad bleachy chemical smell by the greengrocery fridge I could hardly breathe. Everyone was very busy and I didn't want to spend a minute longer in there.

[Dave Kyprianou @DavKyp]

@sainsburys 20:38 tonight.

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@YodelOnline #Yodel The delivery instructions were...
"Please leave package out of sight behind green bin"
Are you taking responsibility for this until I get home?

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@SianWeather @WalesCoastPath 🎶With no problems👍

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@RoyalMailHelp Thanks I didn't think it was real but I do have family in NZ so was unsure!

[Dave Kyprianou @DavKyp]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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@NatWest_Help Your fraud team have cut me off twice now and I'm starting to boil over. Please call me.

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@dhlexpressuk Thanks Amrick👍

[Dave Kyprianou @DavKyp]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Mürren Lover @Murrenlover]

Still snowing and forecasted to continue until tomorrow morning here in #Mürren . Snow depth:115/240cm, avalanche level:5. You must stay on piste. #powderalert #Murren #Schilthorn #ThePhotoHour #Switzerland

[Dave Kyprianou @DavKyp]

@MarianKeyes Yep it sure is.

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@GibbBarry
Long way back innit Barry 🚢

[wengen.com @wengenCOM]

#Wengen - There's about 20cm (7.5in) of fresh fallen snow 9in the village now and still snowing.