David

Sometimes I do stuff.
but mostly I don't.
🍍❤👸
My wife is better than yours. @lucyford714

[David @Davy8bit]

I have posted in a while but this brought me back. But, Fuuuuuuuuuuccckkkkkk @GeminiApp it updated on my android auto. Now some moronic water killer is confused about sending texts.

[David @Davy8bit]

I completed the August challenge faster than 91.4% of all learners on Duolingo!

[David @Davy8bit]

@queefermadness Pfft. You were at the wedding

[David @Davy8bit]

@jk_rowling This just in: JK Rowling claims someone born with a vagina is a male.

[The Mayor | Team MM @mayorNHL]

ENG - Arvy

4-1 LA

Kings are heading to the playoffs for the third straight season.

Another home win. They're crushing at Crypto since Hiller took over.

[David @Davy8bit]

Elon Musk is living his best 90s edgy life. X

[David @Davy8bit]

I just earned the 'Photogenic Brew (Level 7)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/lGWCoOzbR5

[David @Davy8bit]

I just earned the 'Cheers to Independent U.S. Craft Breweries (Level 9)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/mEgVwGWdYC

[David @Davy8bit]

I just saw what Louis CK looks like in 2023. And now he finally looks like what a guy telling Louis Ck jokes should look like.

[David @Davy8bit]

I just earned the 'Brewery Pioneer (Level 10)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/8E3bX72cny

[David @Davy8bit]

I just earned the 'Land of the Free (Level 31)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/qWSBQ99BKi

[David @Davy8bit]

I just earned the 'Wheel of Styles (Level 11)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/AJh49kr5xs

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[David @Davy8bit]

I just earned the 'Beer Foodie (Level 3)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/vsqQ7NYq0v

[David @Davy8bit]

@lavern_spicer Imagine being this confident and ignorant at the same time? For @lavern_spicer, ignorant means lacking knowledge or awareness in general; uneducated or unsophisticated.

[Lavern Spicer 🇺🇸 @lavern_spicer]

Shakespeare didn’t walk around putting pronouns in his plays.

That’s why they’re classics.

Imagine if this dude wrote “My name is Macbeth and my pronouns are they/them”.

SMH.

[David @Davy8bit]

I just earned the 'Bartender Appreciation Day (2022)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/F0LJ7qfmtV #bartender #bartenderappreciation

[David @Davy8bit]

I'm just here to watch twitter burn

[David @Davy8bit]

I just earned the 'Untappd 12th Anniversary' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/ew1lz1qUvp #anniversary #untappd