Name cannot be Dave

Have I missed owt? Seriously considering putting the heating on #NUFC

[TrailerParkBoys+ @tpbplus]

This man's getting a raise, 💯!🪳

[Name cannot be Dave @DavyC2020]

@Steveuk2030 What happens in Vegas... 🤫

[Name cannot be Dave @DavyC2020]

@paulrobson666 It is, but I couldn't verify it as I had strikes against that phone number. Don't know if I can use it or not 🤷‍♂️

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I found out I had an anal fissure after I took a video of the shit coming out of my arse as a prank to my friend and he suggested I should see a Doctor due to its colour

[Name cannot be Dave @DavyC2020]

Just had to take two sticks out of the bathroom reed diffuser and use them like chopsticks to break up a massive morning turd. Washed them, put them back, like it never happened. BOOM!
#WinningAtLife

[Name cannot be Dave @DavyC2020]

@DeludedOf That's me fuelled up on mackem tears for the week! 😂😂😂

[Name cannot be Dave @DavyC2020]

@artisan998 @DavyChristmas Should email a photo of them to Wor Flags, have them immortalised for ever like the Turin Shroud 🤢

[Name cannot be Dave @DavyC2020]

@DavyChristmas Give them lucky panties a rub and a sniff from me #NUFC #HWTL

[Name cannot be Dave @DavyC2020]

@paulrobson666 Nobody got this right so I'll tell you.. my profile pic is... Raveen!
#TrailerParkBoys

[Name cannot be Dave @DavyC2020]

Hope Bruno's ok, but if he's not do we bring ASM on and move Joelinton into the middle? Or do we go 4 in midfield and try Isak and Wilson together? Second option for me, haven't seen much to be afraid of from Fulham

[Name cannot be Dave @DavyC2020]

@alancaldwell71 😂😂 same here!!

[Na!f @Milano_AlEnazi]

The midfielder trying to start a Counterattack against #Newcastle

joelinton:

https://t.co/do4WNg53f6

[Mike F @mike_jf1]

The shithousery from Joelinton

[Razor Marone @Streettough]

Frank Lampard is the only Tory in the country that is doing a fantastic job right now. Long may it continue (it won’t).

[Name cannot be Dave @DavyC2020]

HOWAY THE FUCKN TOOOON!
INTO THESE FROM THE START

[Name cannot be Dave @DavyC2020]

@worhoose Reminds me of a favourite Profanisaurus entry, a promiscuous woman is said to have had "Gnashers loot" #IYKYK

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Ricky's making a prison bucket list, and Julian's excited about a business idea to die for! 😮💀

Watch now at https://t.co/2ud3dUYmXW and the SwearNet app #ParkAfterDark

[Name cannot be Dave @DavyC2020]

@DavyChristmas Off to me cot now mate, wifeys waiting 😉😜 #ShesGettingNowt

[Name cannot be Dave @DavyC2020]

@DavyChristmas Likewise #GayForTwitter 😂😂