David White

My latest form of procrastination.

[indykaila News @indykaila]

Exclusive from @David_Ornstein 🤝

Marcus Rashford’s £40M release clause at Manchester United is available to all clubs except @ManCity and @LFC.

[David White @DaWhiteMachine]

@aLostIrishman They never got back to me and didn't on the night either!

[David White @DaWhiteMachine]

#blzzrdub will you revise the policy on allowing audience members to drink for future events?

[David White @DaWhiteMachine]

@daraobriain You should definitely take up the time-limited (very exclusive) offer from the guys at @HLLPod. Take it from another bald, video game fan who couldn't drive in his early 30s, you'll love it. You practically owe it to our demographic! https://t.co/zNYFFRHoka

[David White @DaWhiteMachine]

@toteslol Be careful https://t.co/hZZCWYWCPg

[David White @DaWhiteMachine]

@toteslol Was it Vincent?

[David White @DaWhiteMachine]

@shane_a_lynn I have to commend the audience for being so silent, really allows the nonsense to resonate.

[David White @DaWhiteMachine]

@SecondCaptains the blasé disregard of the institution that is the report on sport shall not be forgotten. Control yourself @EoinMcDevitt!

[David White @DaWhiteMachine]

@kenearlys "The world outside" a reference to the Michael Parkinson quote in your interview a few years back. That should score it points!

[Sam Wallace @SamWallaceTel]

Moussa Sissoko very much remembering this is his last chance to make sure his first home fixture of next season is not Huddersfield Town

[Andy Castell @AJ3]

How long until Liverpool have enough loyalty points on their Southampton card for a free Fraser Forster?

[David White @DaWhiteMachine]

@DavidCgolf Think they would have had a trial run, that was very hard to watch..

[David White @DaWhiteMachine]

@toteslol The one that is married to Meridith and not handicapped by death.

[David White @DaWhiteMachine]

Never realised before how similar Figo and McSteamy/Dreamy from Grey's anatomy look.

[Henry Winter @henrywinter]

Touch and go whether this CL draw is completed by the quarter-final stage. Now Cruyff's on. They'll never get the ball off him

[David White @DaWhiteMachine]

@toteslol You'll have to wait a while before ye come out of the pot. #makingupthenumbers

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@AOH07 Some man to throw a funeral
http://t.co/92vBz2Vbcm
#backtobusinessleaderrship:(

[David White @DaWhiteMachine]

@AOH07 "Phone bill about two G's flat No need to worry, my accountant handles that." Hope for Biggie's sake he was ACA qualified.

[David White @DaWhiteMachine]

@toteslol Surely real life as opposed to modern day? Unless of course..

http://t.co/lZISmxHyGq

[David White @DaWhiteMachine]

@cian_dennehy @GrimesHazel You shouldn't be really with your 10 point scoring 1st sub coming in for him #beginersluck