The Wiz

Things your hear while walking on this rock

[The Wiz @daWIZdumb]

“You were trying to get horchata, and we were getting cheeseburgers” #wizquoteofthenight

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“I’ve got eyes” #wizquoteofthemight

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“May the wind be on your back, and the sun on your face” #wizquoteofthenight

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“Do whatever you want Saturday” #wizquoteoftheday

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Rampage was rad, it wax 18-21 #wizquoteoftheday

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“ARTarita #wizquoteoftheday

[The Wiz @daWIZdumb]

“I was such a scumbag today, I doordashed a Gatorade” #wizquoteofthenight

[The Wiz @daWIZdumb]

“Use your pants as a bathroom” #wizquoteofthenight

[The Wiz @daWIZdumb]

“A broken clock is right twice a day.” #wizquoteofthenight

[The Wiz @daWIZdumb]

“ I enjoy learning things, I also grew up with the internet.” #wizquoteofthenight

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“Can I ring your cowbell?” #wizquoteoftheday

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“Licking a tajim rim feels like you are ripping a line” #wizquoteofthenight

[The Wiz @daWIZdumb]

“Life is a pendulum” #wizquoteoftheday

[The Wiz @daWIZdumb]

“We don’t recycle down here. I threw my recycling bins in my trash” #wizquoteoftheday

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“No man is a failure, if he has friends” #wizquoteofthenight

[The Wiz @daWIZdumb]

“Who would you rather be president, Fred Durst, or Kid Rock”? #wizquoteoftheday

[The Wiz @daWIZdumb]

“If you want to be rich, buy 60 eggs” #wizquoteofthenight

[The Wiz @daWIZdumb]

“Ego is an overdressed insecurity” #wizquoteofthenight

[The Wiz @daWIZdumb]

“Lickety-spliff” #wizquoteofthenight

[The Wiz @daWIZdumb]

“Reverse spliffmosis” #wizquoteofthenight