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@FreddyLA7 So sorry. We will miss you Freddy

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@ThePinchh Looks like I’ll be dead

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Norm McDonald will always be the best

[Brendan Darr @BrendanDarr]

Zlatan finally bodied him

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@stlcrdnlsfn08 @ElonMusky_Fish @ChicagoBears There is still money owed in the last stadium! The Bears have one of the most cash poor ownerships in the league. They need to sell the team.

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@LilReeseWontDie @chrispbacon0502 @KCsquirrell15 @atrupar @DangeRussWilson @NFLonCBS @CBSSports @NFL @ciara The most underrated skill of a professional athlete is to know when the right time to walk away

[The Green Dragon Tavern @greendragonhq]

@realDonaldTrump REMINDER: We have no idea how big or how small this storm will be because Donald Trump cancelled NOAA funding.

Over 40% of our nations weather balloons are non operational because of him.

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@MLFootball That’s cold 😂

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@davthewave @ryangrim Whatever happened to shooting tires out? He was at the side of the vehicle and was shooting at her head.

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@razlol How do receivers simply drop passes??

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@noah_bullard They made room for him. He was an ass

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@SeattleFanGZ @JaguarGator9NFL Was wondering if I was the only one seeing that lol

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@flowinguphill @GavinNewsom Isn’t this sad that this is needed….

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For the love of God, @SportsCenter please dump Herman Edwards

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@ThatDude_Kevo @mccain_girl @politvidchannel Unfortunately our billionaires don’t want this….

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@TerpRecruiting @MrChickSports @barstoolsports @barstoolchicago I wish Poles would have walked into the post game press conference and did it live on air

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@EvansKE24 @ESPNFC Unfortunately this is completely true

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@GLchop The functionality of this app is so horrible now.

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@elonmusk @emilykschrader All I see now are bots or Elon. 🙄

[nahhan sandiego @WITWInahhan]

“Dearest Gentle Reader,

I’m about to step on some toes in regard to the Opening Ceremony at the Paris Olympics.

The headless woman was Marie Antoinette. She ruled over France and was found guilty of treason, conspiracy, and stealing from the country.

Sound familiar?

Also, it was not the Last Supper. It was a depiction of an ancient Greek Bacchanal… because, you know, the Olympics are ancient and Greek. Surprise!

And if you didn’t know, a Bacchanalia is an uncontrollably promiscuous, extravagant, and loud party. The parties often spanned several days which honored the god of wine, Bacchus (the blue guy covered in grape vine). He is also known as Dionysus, the Greek god of fertility, later known as the god of wine and pleasure.

And finally, it was not Death on a pale horse. It was Sequana, Goddess of the Seine, the River in which the boat precession took place. She was meant to be the representation of the Olympic spirit and of Sequana.

If some of you weren’t so busy trying to end the Dept. of Education, you might know this.

Loosen the clutch on your pearls.

Yours truly,
Lady Francis

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“Paris is back on its feet, jubilant, flamboyant, creative and open. Free,” - Thomas Jolly, the artistic director.”

-MarLa Francis