Shit the Devil Says

my dog stepped on a bee

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@Cobratate @GretaThunberg ended this man’s entire career with one tweet 🤣🤣🤣

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@Cobratate @GretaThunberg hahahahahahaa sewer clown

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@iamcardib look at this absolute sewer clown

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@Cobratate @GretaThunberg what a completely confident and not at all triggered loser you are

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@elonmusk edgi

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@elonmusk beep bop boop science beep boop i bought twitter. human calculator

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@Cobratate @GretaThunberg because look at you. you need the truth.

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@GretaThunberg 🤣🤣🤣 nailed it.

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@elonmusk this is so dorky i love it

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Imagine having all of the money in the world and buying Twitter.

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@CelluloidWhisky I’m really glad that it is no longer the norm that it is okay to simply talk crap about the way other people look without expecting clap back.

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@rissafrmoffline Yes it’s called no contact and it works 100% of the time for breaking family curses.

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that thing where your friend tries to convince themselves and everyone else that their most recent panic pick is their soulmate 🥴

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have you ever met someone whose entire vibe was the personification of boiled hot dog water?

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@Icelandee @ArutzSheva_En @benshapiro @yonatanGottlieb why indeed. lobsters!

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@benshapiro oh I see why you find it so threatening, because it’s empathetic language and you are more on the narcissistic spectrum. Makes sense.

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@benshapiro whereas you yourself are a real think tank on two legs right?

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have you ever met someone and thought to yourself: I would tell you to go to hell, but I’ve seen how you live and think and I don’t think you could tell the difference

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@leilacohan I will match your energy and raise you: someone singing to you while making full eye contact