دانـة

Insert pretentious crap about myself here

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Netflix in 2017: Love is sharing a password.

Netflix in 2023: Prove your identity to us once a month or see you in hell, you password-sharing pieces of shit.

[دانـة @DaynahBee]

YESSSSS IM SO HAPPY FOR DI MARIA 🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷

[Mohamed Henedy 👶 @OfficialHenedy]

يااه عملها ميسي
يااه عملها مبابي
يااه عملها ميسي
يااه عملها مبابي
يااه عملها ميسي
يااه عملها مبابي

[دانـة @DaynahBee]

No fucking way 😭 #ArgentinaVsFrance

[دانـة @DaynahBee]

@phatoumeh Not yet, quick stop in Lebanon for a few days first, then coming to Dubai on the 19th inshallah.

[دانـة @DaynahBee]

I was on a 12 hour flight so I missed the match, which is good cause I couldn’t have dealt.

[HH Sheikh Mohammed @HHShkMohd]

فخورين بالأسود … فخورين بالأداء .. فخورين بالروح .. فخورين بالوصول .. المغرب رفع رأس العرب في المحفل العالمي الرياضي الأكبر .. شكراً أسود الأطلس 🇲🇦

[sami @samisdaal]

never touching a croissant again

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

Layoffs This Month (% of Workers):

1. Twitter: 50%

2. Cameo: 25%

3. Robinhood: 23%

4. Intel: 20%

5. Snapchat: 20%

6. Coinbase: 18%

7. Opendoor: 18%

8. Stripe: 14%

9. Lyft: 13%

10. Shopify: 10%

11. Meta: “Thousands”

12. Apple: Hiring Freeze

13. Amazon: Hiring Freeze

[دانـة @DaynahBee]

The tech industry has been hit hard with so many layoffs this week alone. The golden days are over.

[دانـة @DaynahBee]

I am drained. Work/life balance, where you at?

[maximus〽️ @Maxthepapi]

Having a boyfriend is great because you always have someone to gossip to and he won't tell anyone because he wasn't listening in the first place.

[دانـة @DaynahBee]

Now that mercury is no longer in retrograde, what else can we blame for our problems? I heard Jupiter is closing in on us.

[Shanno🦅 @_ShannonHQ]

Newsflash buddy

[دانـة @DaynahBee]

I cried and I never cry. Everyone needs to listen to this. We need to do better as a community.

[fran @galacticidiots]

My love language is forcing everyone to become obsessed with my current obsession so they suffer with me. I am the opposite of a gatekeeper. I am a gateway.

[دانـة @DaynahBee]

Tbh I’m here for the Adam Levine shade.

[دانـة @DaynahBee]

It’s been 5 years since I’ve moved to Canada. I can’t process that 🤯