Darren Olshane

#Dodgers #DUUUVAL #GoKingsGo

[Darren Olshane @DayRan]

April Rose Olshane kicked open the door today! She’s absolutely perfect.

[Darren Olshane @DayRan]

My sub 2 ERA pitcher only hit 27 homeruns??. God dammit.

[SleeperDodgers @SleeperDodgers]

Shohei Ohtani home runs by season as a Dodger:

2024 — 54
2025 — 55
2026 — 27 (pace)

[Acyn @Acyn]

Rubio: I have never seen Trump fall asleep.

Lieu: I’m going to show you a video that shows you just lied to congress. Here is a video of him asleep while you are talking.

[Tommy Vietor @TVietor08]

Sorry folks I’m skipping my son’s wedding to eye fuck Jaxon over there.

[Darren Olshane @DayRan]

There are a lot of things you can blame Karen Bass for.

But I will never understand how the mayor or the governor are to be blamed for the fires. As if they had something to do with starting the fire or the 70mph winds that were happening that week.

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

Hey guys, why don’t they wanna talk about why I need a hotel in the first place?

Karen Bass let my home burn down.

Also 6,000 of my neighbors. NBD.

[Darren Olshane @DayRan]

@DooleyLAK 0-1-1

[Darren Olshane @DayRan]

🥹🥹🥹

[Sportsnet @Sportsnet]

What a career 🥹

Nothing but love and respect for Jonathan Quick after his final NHL game 👏

[Darren Olshane @DayRan]

April’s first Kings game!

[Darren Olshane @DayRan]

@DannyWebster21 Scheduled post

[Shawn @Squelchel]

I would start paying attention to people's ages rather than their pronouns when interacting in the gaming industry.

[Leclerc al Gaib @sharl_leclerc16]

ooooh I’m Charles Leclerc. I make 40 million dollars a year to be Ferrari’s golden boy. I get to celebrate marrying my model wife by driving universally beloved, vintage Ferrari cars around my gorgeous, scenic hometown where I am a local hero. Fuck you.

[Darren Olshane @DayRan]

@Squelchel If this the news, you call me.

[Haru @HaruJiggly]

Pokémon Ventos

[ScreenTime @screentime]

New trailer for 'MORTAL KOMBAT 2' has released

In theaters May 8

[Gene Trevino @GenoVeno73]

This guy magnificently used sarcasm to explain the Republican and MAGA hypocrisy in regards to the Alex Pretti murder.

👇👇👇

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Another ICE shooting, another round of Republican buts and prayers

[Darren Olshane @DayRan]

This play by Andre Lee is so fucking good. the bury by Joel is obviously amazing. but Lee with the stick and the no look pass.

[LA Kings @LAKings]

WELCOME BACK ARMY

[Joel Willans @VFinnishProbs]

President Donald J. Trump meets with Harry Potter of Hogwarts in the Oval Office, during which Mr. Potter presented the President with his Triwizard Cup in recognition of the President’s extraordinary proficiency in the dark arts of misinformation, illusion and reality distortion. ✨

[Darren Olshane @DayRan]

I’ll take things that didn’t happen for 2000, Alex.

[CBS News @CBSNews]

BREAKING: The ICE agent who fatally shot Renee Good on Jan. 7 in Minneapolis, Jonathan Ross, suffered internal bleeding to the torso following the incident, according to two U.S. officials briefed on his medical condition.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Romo: How about Josh Allen man. MVP, engaged to a star, well hung

Nantz: 1st & goal from the 7

[Big Cat Country @BigCatCountry]

HAPPY GAME DAY