Days of Boyhood

Trans icon and influencer Chad Howitzer-Millwall, he/him. Grotesque parody.

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FUXAKE the formatting's bolloxed so it's showing my grifting page before my actual true and honest boyhood content. Here it is https://t.co/lxDH4Q98D3

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@mushycrouton RTD's a huge transphobe, he wouldn't even let me sit on the casting couch for Doctor Who.

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@No4167 Antonia Chigurh

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I mean I'm not complaining, they're always funny

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MUM, BRING ME MY EUROVISION TEA

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Why do we always have a salty mick commentating for the BBC? It's like the law or something

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Billy Joel is fat and I would not have sex with him

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I WANT DINOSAUR NUGGETS AND DR OETKER FROZEN PIZZA

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Apparently the manchild cat furry's song is about video games. Which explains why Greece banned them

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Cyprus's entry is so shite, the country should be given to Greece and ruled by the manchild cat furry from earlier instead

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@NeoRadFemale Probably, I mean, the song was so bland and inoffensive I've forgotten it already, so it can't be that

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He's like Daniel O'Donnell or some shite

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My mum LOVES the Italian entry. I think everybody's mum loves him tbh.

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@MrMennoTweets "Mum, can we have Nicki Minaj?"
"No, we have Nicki Minaj at home."
[goes to make a brew while Bulgaria's on]

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"Mum, can we have @MrMennoTweets ?"
"No, we have @MrMennoTweets at home."
[suffers through Maltese entry]

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@vfxx555 @No4167 @Gaynotqueer1 My mum's a heckin fascistic TERF >:(

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@vfxx555 @No4167 @Gaynotqueer1 I'm way more studly. Also I can do that too, it's not illegal or anything. It's just cold here