Daytons Darling

Sigmalete. Garden Scapes Addict. Friday Beers Amba$$ador. Professional Moderator for Simpmom. Twitch Affiliate. Father of 9. in that order

[Daytons Darling @DaytonsDarling]

After 3 motherfucking months... we made it boys ❤️

[Daytons Darling @DaytonsDarling]

I can’t believe it. Subway shrunk the size of the bread they use. I can’t believe it

[Paddington @paddingtonbear]

I think it's time for some cake.

[Daytons Darling @DaytonsDarling]

The boys were buzzin #fuckvt

[Daytons Darling @DaytonsDarling]

@NJonesWx For the streets 😪

[Daytons Darling @DaytonsDarling]

Yo I’m at the STEM career fair where the freaks at? 🥵🥵

[Daytons Darling @DaytonsDarling]

OH YESSSIRRRRR

[Daytons Darling @DaytonsDarling]

Its about time to bring back the monster mash 🗣 LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Daytons Darling @DaytonsDarling]

Mr. Incredible does NOT burn bro

[Daytons Darling @DaytonsDarling]

@a_bidwell_

[Daytons Darling @DaytonsDarling]

What has life come to? I can’t even blow my professor kisses anymore during lecture 😔

[Daytons Darling @DaytonsDarling]

Becoming an adult is having professors not collect homework and still doing it because you know it will help you “in the long run”. The other side of my this is just shutting your laptop and getting hammered

[Daytons Darling @DaytonsDarling]

The spork king never loses…. Remember

[Daytons Darling @DaytonsDarling]

From the archives: ““When we drink we do it right, get slizzered” -Far East Movement” -Daytons Darling”

[Daytons Darling @DaytonsDarling]

Birds arent real

[Daytons Darling @DaytonsDarling]

The true testament to mental fortitude is having one move left in candy crush while your plane is going through extreme turbulence and being able to pull yourself together and make the right move. Only then will you truly know what your made of

[Daytons Darling @DaytonsDarling]

I mean shit pimp how else were we gonna do it?

[Daytons Darling @DaytonsDarling]

Tudors biscuit world does NOT give out free water cups! America is this where we draw the line? SAD!

[Daytons Darling @DaytonsDarling]

Yo mama