Dayvian Meyer 🧸

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

Dolphins are just gay sharks.

[WallStreetBets @wallstreetbets]

“Work until your bank account looks like a phone number”

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

“you proIIy have hoes” bro i just be in my room

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

having a contact pic in my phone is like being in VIP

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

netflix got the worst movies, no wonder why mfs just start having sex

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

normalize arguing with lil kids

[toxic king @toxicking]

“You got hoes” I get irritated with 1 bitch tf makes u think I can handle 5

[Rare @stfuayen]

Me after my alarm has already gone off 6 times

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

they fr need to put an extra day between saturday and sunday

[kordell @lledrok]

this the real life version of skilled based matchmaking

[Jann ❃ @janelyyleyvaa]

I still haven’t used y=mx+b

[Z H A N É @ZhaneJahnice]

Having water near my bed is mandatory for 4am wake ups

[Barstool KU @BarstoolKU]

Words just can't describe the way yesterday felt. Unreal.

[Meg @heirmeg]

i’m giving this summer my all, i need a warrant by august