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DayZ Parody Account, run by Chuck the Bear

[DayZ 🚀🚽🌵 @DayZExp]

📢Dear Survivors,

1.12 is our first major update of 2021! This update will address the hand bug, fixed cars bouncing on high latency servers, and introduced 5 NEW GUNS!

More info here: https://t.co/4CzLHjZqWO

Here's your 1.12 release trailer:

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@scottyb150 @Support @elonmusk yo @elonmusk we're chillin tho thanks

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📢 Hey Survivors!

Medieval madness continues! 🏰🗡️🏹 Introducing the trebuchet in our next update! Launch rocks, hay bales & even friends 300m into rival bases! #CrossbowWasJustTheStart 💪

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No this is not a joke.

(maybe just a bit 🤏)

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📢Hey Survivors!
As our Community Manager mentioned in @TopeREC's interview (https://t.co/Sxy6li4OJF), NWAF is getting overhauled in 2023!
Here's the result: NWF! We replaced the Airfield by just Fields.

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📢 Hey Survivors!
Did you know that the Bulls balls get smaller in colder temperatures?

Until we meet again!

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Adding cats to the game to compete with the adventure game "Stray"

Killing a cat will result in a permanent ban. Try me

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"A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and arm Bears, shall not be infringed."
Happy 4th of June Survivors!
🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷

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@ThirdTemple_ACR 😂👌

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📢Hey survivors!
We are sorry to announce that the 1.15 update will be delayed due to technical issues.
We understand your disappointment, but you fell for it again didn't you? This is the parody account, keep scrolling.

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@Trevor93734340 eat it

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Today is November 1st, which is National Veganism Day!

To celebrate, all animals are now 10x bigger, equipped with military rifles and will attack players for revenge.

Good luck, Survivors!

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@DanceOfJesus1 @adamfrancu @teppley2 @scottyb150 starve.

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@DanceOfJesus1 @adamfrancu @teppley2 @scottyb150 who the hell gave you this picture

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📢Hey survivors!

With 1.14, we will be experimenting something new to fix the car related issues!
We found that the tires had collision issues, this is why, we decided to replace the tires with feet.

1.14 is just around the corner, and we cannot wait to get your feedback

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@VernonPriceArt @DanceOfJesus1 @DayZ Only if he stops harassing us to re-implement volumetric clouds, it's getting old.

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@Fa1ko_ nope

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📢Hey Survivors!

As July comes to a close, it's time to bring a new advent calendar to the mix. Here is your month of August!

Consider this a warning.

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@Marks_1616 @DanceOfJesus1 @DayZ fuck that

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Hey Survivors,

We regret to inform you that our beloved Chuck has passed away in a Spanish prison - he will be greatly missed

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📢Hey Survivors!
As you know, the Night of Witches event ended a few weeks ago - But we left an Easter Egg not many of you have found!
Go to the Witch Ring East of Myshkino (2533/7566),
Light a fire at the center of the circle, and stand on it!
Something surprising will happen👀