Cee Martinez

co-editor/creator of @alicesaysgofu, a quarterly literary and arts journal.

Any cancellable tweets by me are my own damn fault.

Artist. Whisky-fiend. Writer

[Cee Martinez @DazedPuckBunny]

Saw a food delivery driver pull up to the sidewalk and he flung the bag of food onto the ground and peeled off and then the recipient of the food ran outside to salvage it while screaming "EVERY FUCKING TIME" . What restaurant was this ? And why does he keep ordering it? #denver

[Cee Martinez @DazedPuckBunny]

@Brocklesnitch The latest movie preview theyre showing of Brad pitt and a dog to me is such a depiction of Hollywood as the half mechanical dog desperately trying to keep his status and name relevant and loveable. They need him to be the likable man's man so badly.

[Cee Martinez @DazedPuckBunny]

@EveyJacob Agreeeed

[Cee Martinez @DazedPuckBunny]

@JamesMelville 😭😅😅😅😅👌

[Cee Martinez @DazedPuckBunny]

"The Odyssey" is refreshing cos finally we get to see Matt Damon save his own self

[Cee Martinez @DazedPuckBunny]

@StephenFleming Driving is expensive. Gas. Car. Insurance. Maintenance. I never learned to drive. Im 45 but when I thought about maybe learning I did the math and decided id rather spend my money on public transport, sometimes an Uber or walking. With the young ones now they tend to do the math.

[Cee Martinez @DazedPuckBunny]

@marenad98 Essential for East/West for me hehe

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@MaxLewisTV Welp he got that out of his system I guess 🫤

[Cee Martinez @DazedPuckBunny]

@angblvd @portofinoview Wait.... im gonna use cliterally from now on for certain things 😅

[Cee Martinez @DazedPuckBunny]

@RepJackKimble @Noncompliantwig @broncobilly_7 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Cee Martinez @DazedPuckBunny]

I’m learning French on Duolingo! It’s free, fun, and effective.

[Cee Martinez @DazedPuckBunny]

@just1u1u Finding art walks in your area. Nights where the galleries have openings. Festivals, markets, and signing up for classes of things youre interested in are good ways of at least putting yourself around nice or interesting people.

[Cee Martinez @DazedPuckBunny]

@Brocklesnitch Like how they used to include a backstory for jean claude van damme in every film he was in hehe

[Cee Martinez @DazedPuckBunny]

@colinclyne I cant waaaaaaait

[Cee Martinez @DazedPuckBunny]

@arithuneve @mattxiv I remember that. :(

[Seduxiq @seduxxiq]

@mattxiv Morgan Wallen crashes out: *crickets*

Chappell Roan speaks her mind:

[Cee Martinez @DazedPuckBunny]

@TheExtremeMusi1 @Gibboanxious Both. I prefer the Beatles but the Stones also are essential.

[Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch]

@DogLoverOfPI I’m a cis lesbian you absolute moron. Would you like me to show you 15 years of what cis men have done?

[Vatnik Soup @P_Kallioniemi]

@GeorgeSzamuely Why do you think those countries joined Nato, George boy?

[Cee Martinez @DazedPuckBunny]

@JamesMelville The Stench of Constant Anxiety