Darren Varley

[Darren Varley @DazVarley]

@cyclingbetting Need a bit of comfort at my age... customised Titanium Kinesis. Just got to build the blighter!

[Darren Varley @DazVarley]

@cyclingbetting Hi Ian, signed up for TdF again. Bought a new bike too, just to get in the mood!

[Darren Varley @DazVarley]

@cyclingbetting Cheers, might be a bit blind for a bet. Watching brief this time round!

[Darren Varley @DazVarley]

@cyclingbetting actually, Gavazzi co fav with Diego...

[Darren Varley @DazVarley]

@cyclingbetting presumed so, but don't really know the race. Must be reasonably tough?

[Darren Varley @DazVarley]

@cyclingbetting yeah, Ian, Sky Bet. Ulissi clear favourite.

[Darren Varley @DazVarley]

@cyclingbetting Hey Ian, had Nairo at 12s and Colbrelli at 100 for st3 Dubai so canny week! SB has odds for Etruschi...when is it/thoughts?

[Darren Varley @DazVarley]

@Mantisnumberone @ncustisTheSun Blame Brexit, it's divided the Europeans. They're all thinking "how can the Ingliese be so fucking thickio"

[Darren Varley @DazVarley]

@cyclingbetting Going to be less than 3 mins at the base of the climb.

[Darren Varley @DazVarley]

@cyclingbetting @delacruz_sbd get in Ian!!! And Carlton gave you a mention!

[Darren Varley @DazVarley]

@cyclingbetting Ian, you've got last year's preview up for the jerseys! Might confuse one or two!! PP slow with the show...

[Darren Varley @DazVarley]

@dm3pol Alright Dave. At Lords today with Nat, sat next to Graham Poll. He was mortal, hoying brownies at the stewards by close of play!

[Darren Varley @DazVarley]

@BumbleCricket @Gomesthecat don't fret it, Bumble. My 10-yr-old thinks you're funnier than Dara O'Breeeen. Not that he knows owt!

[Darren Varley @DazVarley]

@BumbleCricket Averages didn't seem to matter at the start of the tour...Finn, Tremlett and Rankin in front of Onions. Canny decision that.

[Darren Varley @DazVarley]

@davidhyndman26 @johncusack he was in prison most of the time, davey boy.

[Darren Varley @DazVarley]

@davidhyndman26 overturning a government doesn't come easily. He is one (maybe the only) person to have done it without extreme violence.

[Darren Varley @DazVarley]

@davidhyndman26 yes, you're right David. We all know that. We all know the reasons why. Now shut up and pay some respect.

[Darren Varley @DazVarley]

@davidhyndman26 the definition of "terrorist" when you haven't got the right to do fuck all.

[Darren Varley @DazVarley]

@davidhyndman26 you look like the kind of brainless tool that thinks that might be true.

[Darren Varley @DazVarley]

@Twickets 3 tickets spare for Public Service Broadcasting tonight (8/11) at Digital, Newcastle. £10 each.