Matt Salsbury

SQL Server DBA Dev and Ops. Gamer, Sci Fi fan,beer geek. That's what I do, I drink and I code things.

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@FTFEofficial In today's episode of "2+2=Squirrel"....

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@HannahDCox Yes. Cancer is a terrible way to die.

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@BohuslavskaKate Just like their tank turrets!

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@louisejulie_ Astroneer Starseeker, Planet Crafter, and DrainSim are good for that.

Planet Crafter is the best for that. You're gathering resources to build machines to terraform a planet. It's built around survival and exploration, so there's no combat to worry about.

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@FTFEofficial @NatetheLawyer Can't really hate Mikey, he's just really dumb.

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@FTFEofficial @RachelODaniels2 Flat earthers explained....

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@ELittlechild It's disappointing there won't be one, but I'd rather they took the time to make something really good rather than rushing something out.

Enjoy your holiday! Looks like a beautiful place to visit.

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@BohuslavskaKate

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

A blue whale's poop can weigh as much as 4 tonnes, making it the second largest piece of sh!t in the world just behind Donald Trump.

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@FTFEofficial @RachelODaniels2 Only when crayons aren't available.

[Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins]

18 seconds of uninterrupted corgi content in honor of International Corgi Day 🐾

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@ELittlechild Happy birthday!

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@heykayadams It's hard to say. I'll probably be watching Pavel Bucha of Czech, he's quietly become one of the best midfielders in MLS this season.

Also find myself rooting for Brazil. I lived there for a while and I know how much soccer means to the country.

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@TheBillyWest It was one of a kind. Insane in all the best ways!

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@FTFEofficial You'll also be surprised by the amount of brain damage it takes to arrive at that conclusion about the solar system.

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@TRHLofficial What did that pie crust do to deserve that?

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@BohuslavskaKate Hard to hide that with an internet blackout. Not a good day for the generals in charge of air defense. 😁

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@SaraElyse128 All these pitchers and not one who can consistently get 3 outs in the ninth.

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@MavrocksGirl That's what all good people do!