The D Chronicles, LLC.

Chronicling America's Foremost Douchebag, Donnie Trump, Boy President.

Douchebagregator.

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Kakistocracy: government by the worst people
https://t.co/qJxchJDeHj

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@MonicaCrowley @nytimes Monica, your reading comprehension is very poor. Probably why you’re a serial plagiarist.

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@realDonaldTrump You commit so many crimes it’s hard to keep up, yes.

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@realDonaldTrump U so fukked

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The most riveting mob testimony since Sammy The Bull.

#CohenHearing

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@realDonaldTrump lol cohen

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Rebranding of NAFTA went so well, he’s rebranding Independence Day.

Many people are saying we should replace the stars on the flag with a gold “T"

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

HOLD THE DATE! We will be having one of the biggest gatherings in the history of Washington, D.C., on July 4th. It will be called “A Salute To America” and will be held at the Lincoln Memorial. Major fireworks display, entertainment and an address by your favorite President, me!

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@realDonaldTrump u so fukked.

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#TheBestPeople

[Paul Krugman @paulkrugman]

Give Trump credit for consistency: his "the worst and the dumbest" strategy of choosing personnel hasn't varied a bit, and now he's trying to bring it to the World Bank 1/ https://t.co/9M0POeGjze

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Full meltdown this morning, mixed with lies about progress on the China trade talks

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@realDonaldTrump Your intelligence people.

[Michael A. Cohen (NOT TRUMP’S FORMER FIXER) @speechboy71]

Area Man Takes To Social Media To Promote Book That Disparages Him

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@zap_rowsdower16 @realDonaldTrump For violating his NDA, of course. Discovery should be fun!

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@realDonaldTrump You are the fraud. Have a great night, Chief

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@realDonaldTrump When did you ever read it?

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Oh.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Nancy just said she “just doesn’t understand why?” Very simply, without a Wall it all doesn’t work. Our Country has a chance to greatly reduce Crime, Human Trafficking, Gangs and Drugs. Should have been done for decades. We will not Cave!

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What year is it?

[Phil Mattingly @Phil_Mattingly]

.@SecPompeo just announced that Elliot Abrams to lead U.S. efforts on Venezuela.

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#MAGA until you drop

[Cernovich @Cernovich]

Trump is a broken man. It's over for him.

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What took her so long?

[Ann Coulter @AnnCoulter]

Good news for George Herbert Walker Bush: As of today, he is no longer the biggest wimp ever to serve as President of the United States.

[ian bremmer @ianbremmer]

Threaten to kill NAFTA
Revive NAFTA
Declare victory!

Threaten war with N Korea
Make nice with N Korea
Declare victory!

Shut down government
Reopen government
Declare victory!

#Winning