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No girl ever wants to dance
with a fool who went and
Ripped his pants

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@awoopuppy

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@dumb_lil_robot Horror game in total darkness might be a better time than learning League

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@The0neulost Oh boy I can't wait to see prerendered / highly curated footage of the game on Netflix for some reason! I think GTA6 is going to launch in really rough shape. I also worry that it's going to be profitable on day 1 from hype alone and nobody learns anything

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@awoopuppy There's a huge factory game part, it's interesting how well it fits in with the rest of it

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@awoopuppy Somehow it's one of the better factory games out now. You should give it a shot!

[chris person @Papapishu]

Almost everyone on TikTok regardless of political leaning uses the same style guide, so you’ll see a “Tradwife” account but they’ll be doing the same mannerisms that a communist egirl does. It’s like Metal Gear but Big Boss’ genes came from Boxxy.

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@awoopuppy @ambypuffs That's a good dog right there

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@dizzydokuro I just bought a steam gun and I'm unstoppable

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@Jalopnik I have a theory that the legendary diesel Mercedes cars from the 70s and 80s are only being kept alive on a self fulfilling prophecy. They say they last forever so their owners maintain the hell out of them, making them last forever

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@gooberyote I remember Moon being really spooky and suspenseful.
Sphere was also neat and a little spoopy
I'd also suggest Joe Dirt as a solid feel good comedy.
Idk if they're weird takes but I didn't want to just list off classic horror lol

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@kibawoo Last time I got sick, it set in about 12 hours after watching a kid sneeze straight up in the air in a truck stop. Cold/flu AOE

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@gooberyote It's like strong coffee with the aftertaste and texture of tea, I really like it! Definitely something new and different

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@vonakyu About 7k average but it gets as high as 15k and as low as 3k

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@nyaraVT We're going back to "there are no girls on the internet"?

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@ushioebi Premium wants me to try something that automatically speeds videos up to get through boring parts and presumably sponsored segments. I didn't ask for this either

[GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15 @giveitupfor15]

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

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@MonikaCinnyRoll Most groups I've seen don't actually have similar art styles anyway, that's crazy that yours would be too different for anyone