Illini Bernie

Born in StL - forever a Cardinals and Blues fan, but bleed Illini orange & Democrat blue. Despise the traitorous Sweet Potato Hitler who occupies the WH.

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@DKSports Thomas Saggese is actually 0 for his last 27 with 11 Ks. Hasn’t even reached base on an error, HBP, or walk. Don’t deny the league its rightful perfect game against easily the worst hitter in MLB right now.

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@LePapillonBlu2 Seriously, who the fuck wants to see a movie about a Slovenian whore who was trafficked to the US by the world’s most notorious pedophile, then ended up marrying the most despicable motherfucker on the planet?

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@YahooFantasy Staring Josh Allen over Matthew Stafford - projected to lose my semifinal matchup by 12 points

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@stoolpresidente If only you knew how to keep your mouth shut until the game was actually over.

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@SalVetriDFS TIPS

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Of course, @FanDuelSN_MW is already experiencing technical difficulties on the first Cardinals’ broadcast this year. It’s a fitting start for this organization.

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@nut_history

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@Sturdy32 All for naught with some awful playcalling there.

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@Abraxsys Notre Dame

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@ksorbs

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@BallySportsMW @BommaritoAuto Tom Pagnozzi - 1996

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@Cardinals @BallySportsMW @KMOXSports Hate to say it, but this organization — or lack thereof — is a complete joke. What idiot decided to recall its top minor-league prospect in the middle of a hot streak only to have him sit two days in a row? Winning baseball games is clearly not a priority here.

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@bschaeffer12 Do the Cardinals realize Emilio Pagan is unlikely to pitch more than an inning or two (at most) tonight? Guy hasn't started a game all season, yet you're using his right-handedness to determine whether your top prospect is in the starting lineup? This whole org is a f’ing joke!

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@Abraxsys Parenthood

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@BallySportsMW @BommaritoAuto Jack Flaherty

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@Rinedog1 How many wins do you think this team finishes with this season? No way it's more than 77 with the way this roster is constructed.

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@andybankertv Won’t get much better from here. It's unfortunate for StL fans, but this team and organization has been trending downward for several years. Until DeWitt and the front office realize they're no longer the smartest in the room (at least in Mo’s mind), expect the same result.