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Muslim hater to the core✋🙂🤚

[𝔸b𝕒𝕫𝕫 @abazwhyllzz]

This is content😂

[ENOTOOSERIOUS @DBigDelv]

@AndyjnrUmaru Tosboi1515😂💔

[ENOTOOSERIOUS @DBigDelv]

@pallnandi Yes it is.

[CADMαdmαx© @tripledoyson]

@yarlo_wtf Is Nigeria cursed or what?

Teens and adults promote/follow tech, science, manufacturing and innovations in India, China, Japan,etc on SM.
In my Nigeria, most people spend 90% of their screentime watching/promoting slack useless, senseless and dumb comedy and comedians.

[Wayz @belikewayz]

@yarlo_wtf STAND UP✊🏿 NIGERIANS HAVE BEEN CONQUERED💔

[ENOTOOSERIOUS @DBigDelv]

@AskMichaelTaiwo Why are you all posting screenshots here, will the screening be done here? Or is this just another one of Nigeria graduates dumb and disgraceful display??

[P R U D E N T 📊 🔺( ♟,♟) @PrudentSammy]

We can’t deny the fact that @worldlibertyfi has been doing really well in revenue despite the FUD!

Bullish on $WLFI..

[ENOTOOSERIOUS @DBigDelv]

@PolymarketSport

[Nwaji @last_kob0]

I'm a model
But nobody wants to sign me

[ENOTOOSERIOUS @DBigDelv]

@last_kob0 E sure my bro

[ENOTOOSERIOUS @DBigDelv]

@heisrichardz Lol person wey he birthday nah on the 10th?? 30 years old bros??

[ENOTOOSERIOUS @DBigDelv]

@heisrichardz As how nah

[Nnamdi 🦅 @_Nsznn]

Vigilante group Inec staffs

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

Foreign lady’s reply to question sparks reactions among Nigerian women online

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

My sister at her wedding: My husband deserves an award for surviving my mood swings.

Me who's been surviving her since childhood:

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

When Clemens Westerhof came to Surulere stadium to scout for players, we were thousands, and he did an elimination process. They randomly selected you into a team based on your position and the scouts watched you. First day, I scored 11 goals and he asked me to come day 2.

Day 2, I scored about 8 or 9 goals and he asked me to come day 3. Each day thousands were eliminated.

School resumed and my parents asked me to go to school. I didn't make it to day 3. I was in secondary school then.
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After secondary school, I played under former Nigeria's coach, Paul Hamilton. God, I hated fitness training. I wanted to die. But your football is only as good as your fitness. Anyway, he wanted to get me signed to a club in Egypt which was what he told me was his plan for me. UNIBEN admisison came out and I went to school.

In UNIBEN, I was in the first Law team that made it to VC cup finals - beating Engineering and Management Science. Yes, I scored against both. I still believed it was because I didn't start that we lost that final because for the first time, the line up changed. I went to submit my Law School form and the stupid Dean kept me waiting for 2 and half hours. Only for the idiot to come out and say he was going to watch the VC cup final and I should come next monday. Motherfvcker, I'm the one playing 11 for the Faculty. It is me you are going to watch. I arrived late and had to start from the bench. By the time I came on, we were down 3 - 0. Biggest regret of my entire UNIBEN journey.

NYSC, it took only one training session for my platoon to make me captain, and one inter-platoon match to be drafted into the Kebbi State's team.

But no worry, na only you play ball. Na for mouth we dey play our own.

[Charles Murray @charlesmurray]

My daughter's friend in grad school, upon being asked by a member of her dissertation committee why she didn't include a Marxist perspective. "I grew up in the Soviet Union. I don't practice recreational Marxism."

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

A man at my wife's work has been sexually harassing her, but honestly I feel like it's her fault.

She chose to work from home, and she knows how I feel about dat ass.

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

😂😂

[IGBO History & Facts @IgboHistoFacts]

2 years ago today, WAEC deleted its own 2016 video confirming that Peter Obi moved Anambra State from 27th to 1st in WAEC rankings.