Captain Asparagus!

Protector, parent, and valet to 2 lazy, large cats.
Nacho Grande and his sister, Bella.

[Carrot Cottage Rabbit Rescue @carrotcottagerr]

Bruce obvs thrilled about Monday mornings🤣

[Captain Asparagus! @DbleJ40051316]

@Ravious101 At least we know how to deal with these people when they come knocking at our door trying to sell a religion of peace.

[Carrot Cottage Rabbit Rescue @carrotcottagerr]

Leaving you tonight with these lovely pics from when @Harry_lil_man and Sally each arrived at CCRR🥰

[Steve Inman @SteveInman]

Well Done 🥩

[Carrot Cottage Rabbit Rescue @carrotcottagerr]

It seems Bun Bun’s got that Monday mood as well😂

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

This is Elizabeth Ross
She went to Greece to help illegal migrants cross into Europe
There she met an Afghan man and spent time with him
The Afghan man murdered her and put her body in a suitcase
He also used her bank cards to rob money

There is a valuable lesson here

[Carrot Cottage Rabbit Rescue @carrotcottagerr]

What do you all think they’re up to? Wrong answers only….😜

[Steve Inman @SteveInmanClips]

They were meant for each other.

[Carrot Cottage Rabbit Rescue @carrotcottagerr]

Mawnin from Maddy and Moo❤️

[Captain Asparagus! @DbleJ40051316]

@Reese10Angel

[Captain Asparagus! @DbleJ40051316]

@Mishell15104 @MAGAVoice She's one of the few media stars that has something worthwhile to listen to. The fact that the people hear her and listen offense others with messages they want to share to their advantage.

[Captain Asparagus! @DbleJ40051316]

@TrumpSupporter @MAGAVoice It's called projection.

[Captain Asparagus! @DbleJ40051316]

Has anyone noticed? London Has Fallen! New York Has Fallen! Paris France will fall. These are international cities that are now, changed by radical, violent, extremists. Our International cities have been taken. We gave it away. We must take our world back.

[Captain Asparagus! @DbleJ40051316]

@itsrosesm You know that Clinton's personal secretary, Anthony Weiner's wife. Is now wife to George soros's son. She's also 10 years older than him. I see a social climber.

[Captain Asparagus! @DbleJ40051316]

@TheRealDudja The snow glider scene in Return of the Jedi. South Park movie theater had surround sound maxed out and lean back seats. It was awesome!

[Captain Asparagus! @DbleJ40051316]

I just saw a video of a clogged Indian train toilet with a bunch of people standing around it. One guy taking a half liter water bottle to try and clear the drain. People were gagging, I started gagging. Thank God I live in America! Anyone else?

[Wiltshire Cat @wiltshirecat1]

Dandelion the kitten, who was dying & anaemic, was saved thanks to Carrots, a blind cat, who donated blood.
https://t.co/PMglxdRzHz

[Cheddar @FartyCheddarCat]

Fearse and hamsum
Lofe of cheez
Baking in da sun
Westing in da shade

Waching all da birdies
Waching all da bugs
Until my tummy gwumbles
I go inside for snak

#MeltyMeltyHotHot #FiggyFoundHisSordIInBakYard #HeBwingItToFwontYardWareWeBe #HePlayForeberWifIt #DenHeForgetItOnStep

[Dr. Maalouf ‏ @realMaalouf]

TERRIFYING: Jake Lang was attacked and almost KILLED by a horde of Muslim terrorists in Dearborn, Michigan.

He was protesting the Islamic invasion and claimed Islam is not a peaceful religion. They proved his point.

[Military Support @MilitaryCooI]

We truly walk among Heroes in the United States that are willing to put their own lives on the line.

Jordan Salinas engaged an active shooter at an In-N-Out in Twin Falls, Idaho helping stop the attack and save countless lives.

Ryder Williams a 16 year old lifeguard who fought through pounding waves to rescue a 10 year from drowning in Santa Cruz

God bless both of these Angels.