Eddie D.

Lawyer. Poptimist. Former professional tetherball player. PHIMBY. I probably should have had less coffee. He/him.

[Eddie D. @DBMiniCooper]

Now that it's October I'm basically just gonna be straight up snorting pumpkin spice.

[Eddie D. @DBMiniCooper]

@SlateGabfest Is anyone else incapable of hearing “Boebert” and not immediately thinking “banana fana fofert”, or is that just me?

[Dr Isabella Rosner @IsabellaRosner]

I've come across A LOT of good 17th- and 18th-century Quaker names over the past 3.5 years, as I've worked on my thesis. Now that my thesis is done and submission is near, it's time to share the more than 90 wildest early Quaker names I've found (in alphabetical order):

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

me wearing my expensive online purchases only to realize the horrifying void is still in me

[Eddie D. @DBMiniCooper]

@davidleavitt As much as I’d love to see it, I doubt Trump will be arrested. I don’t think they make cuffs small enough for his tiny baby hands

[Eddie D. @DBMiniCooper]

@BasedMikeLee @kishida230 Dude, you’re already terrible at being a senator, don’t try to also be terrible at diplomacy

[Eddie D. @DBMiniCooper]

@MikeReissWriter Aw, G Gordon Liddy

[Eddie D. @DBMiniCooper]

@jfruh It would almost certainly stand up as fair use, but that wouldn’t stop the NFL from making threatening noises which I’d imagine the strip would knuckle under to. Them being the official comic strip syndicate (who knew?) explains a lot though

[Eddie D. @DBMiniCooper]

@jfruh Honestly kind of surprised that they’d specifically call it the Super Bowl (which is VERY protective of the name and happy to sue anyone who uses it w/o permission). I’d say they licensed usage but lol c’mon

[Oscar the Grouch @OscarTheGrouch]

😍

[Eddie D. @DBMiniCooper]

@nhannahjones A bluegrass cover of “Le Freak”

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Whoever filled out a cougar sighting report and wrote "your mother" under the description drop your @ we just want to talk

[Eddie D. @DBMiniCooper]

On the bright side for Kevin McCarthy, if he loses one more vote for Speaker of the House, he gets a free appetizer at Chili’s.

[Is Henry Kissinger Dead Yet? @updates_henry]

Cmon dude do it before the new year

[Eddie D. @DBMiniCooper]

@ryanmwalters Your family looks like they’re being held hostage

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

walking around the house doing impressions for nobody of obama talking about the movies that didn't make his list. "y'know michelle always says... uhhh, when they go low, we go high. but stuart, kevin, and bob, uhh, they're short. so they can't do that. and gru wouldn't want it"

[Eddie D. @DBMiniCooper]

@thehighsign I realize it’s probably just the angle the photo was taken from, but I like to think his hut was only five feet tall and he wrote Death of a Salesman in an uncomfortable crouch

[Eddie D. @DBMiniCooper]

@AliceFromQueens Is it even a bike if it doesn’t have a basket on the front?

[Eddie D. @DBMiniCooper]

I’m not leaving Twitter until Grover does.

[Grover @Grover]

Neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, shall keep me from the swift completion of my mail duties. But I shall take a break to say hi to all of my friends!