David Danger Boschwitz

Not on here much anymore, follow my alt @dbosch27

[uncle ric @ihatethiskid]

The fact that Wisconsin hasn’t taken over the upper peninsula from Michigan tells me everything I need to know about those cowards

[David Danger Boschwitz @DBosch27]

once again the simpsons have predicted the future

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

Devastating: These Women Attempt To Shake Hands, But Are Too Far Away https://t.co/dnjp0OKiFe

[Kum & Go @kumandgo]

just thinking about how wild it would be if my name was spelled with a c. can you even imagine going to a kum & co?

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

THINGS YOU CAN DO WHILE IN QUARANTINE:

-baking

-netflix

-building a rocket

-fighting a monkey

-climbing up the eiffel tower

-discovering something that doesn’t exist or giving a monkey a shower

-surfing tidal waves

-creating nanobots or locating Frankenstein's brain!

[David Danger Boschwitz @DBosch27]

Figured I better post this here so all of my Orono HS friends know it finally happened!!!

[Kum & Go @kumandgo]

next question please

[David Danger Boschwitz @DBosch27]

If you're looking for a friend to send you fan theories about Phineas and Ferb late at night look no further.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

On This Day In History: December 10, 1936 https://t.co/8msYI5YJj1

[David Danger Boschwitz @DBosch27]

Today at work I convinced the IT guy to change my middle name to Danger

[Iowa State University Police Department @ISUPD]

just because you’re drinking a pumpkin craft beer does NOT mean we think you’re “automatically” 21

[The Onion @TheOnion]

District Attorney Worked Way Up From Police Dog https://t.co/Ohs5Qp8jQG

[Bush’s Beans @BushsBeans]

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|　ﾉ⌒＼ ￣￣ヽ　 ノpromote
ヽ＿＿＿＞､＿＿_／themselves
　　 ｜( 王 ﾉ〈
　　 /ﾐ`ー―彡\ (•◡•) the beans

[birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights]

hi helo humans yes i kno you like fire but could u cool it thx.

[✦ eve ✦ @impossiblyeve]

these all exude the same energy

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Towels Across Water Park Lounge Chairs Mark Family’s Ironclad Claim https://t.co/E5a63wsgN5

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Is this the end

[David Danger Boschwitz @DBosch27]

A show 10 years in the future where Gordon Ramsay berates the children, now fully grown, on his kids shows he had been nice to.

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

He is disgusting. He is powerful. He bosses other sailors around. He eats bugs. He has his own cereal that causes children to have dreams where they are drowning. Today is Cap'n Crunch day on ClickHole!

[David Danger Boschwitz @DBosch27]

@niskhalifa I think I'm in love with you