David S Mack

Came onto Twitter as I owed someone on Facebook money. Heir to the throne of Zamunda. The Arsenal, The Wire, TV Shows, Politics & Chicken. Instagram DboymackLdn

[David S Mack @DboyMack]

Like Arsene would go from coaching Ozil, Sanchez and Cazorla to teaching a 26 year old Jordan Henderson what a first touch is

[Matt Binder @MattBinder]

don jr thinks the "N" in SNL stands for "and"

[AS USA @English_AS]

Amazon #PrimeVideo set to launch eight part Sergio Ramos docu-series
https://t.co/1WxnsXasq1

[Netflix @netflix]

A woman’s life was saved because a bystander remembered how to do CPR thanks to this scene from The Office.

RT to quite literally save a life.

[David S Mack @DboyMack]

@CosmoCramer2 And a Batplane too. Fuck

[David S Mack @DboyMack]

Asked my 3 year old who his favourite was between me and Batman. Long story less long that sommommabitch is cancelled.

[David S Mack @DboyMack]

@CosmoCramer2 Mate. What can Batman do that I can’t. (I mean besides all the amazing things he can do and the whole billionaire thing).

[Emma✨ @emmajaynefrost1]

Ex’s block you right after a breakup, but couldn’t figure out how to block their ex during your whole relationship

[Luke 🏳️‍🌈 @lukebbz]

This aged well.

[The Just Projects @TheJustProjects]

Play defensive football = 6th
Lose = 6th
Draw = 6th
Sack Mourinho = 6th
Appoint Okrika Zidane = 6th
Play Attacking Football = 6th
Pogba is on fire = 6th
Lingard Michael Jackson = 6th
Reinvigorated Herrera = 6th
Rashford The Great = 6th
Martial FC = 6th
Win 7 games in a roll = 6th

[Niamh Collins @niamhcollins31]

Wish my friends could be talented and do things like my nails or makeup, but no all they can do is suck dick

[caleb @CountCaleb]

Tyler The Creator I will never forgive you for making these niggas feel safe

[...... @ASAPYams]

I GOT PENALIZED IN REHAB CUZ A BITCH WAS BOUT TO COMMIT SUICIDE AND I SAID OH ITS FUCKIN LIT

[David S Mack @DboyMack]

When Ross Geller played the bagpipes and Phoebe sang along >>>>>

[David S Mack @DboyMack]

@Fattcheeked It's time Emery understood that we have minimum standards and his teeth are unacceptable. Even Klopp sorted out his and scousers have no standards whatsoever.