tom

[mao 🇦🇺 @freemaowtf]

what does that fat fuck even need a trillion dollars for

[scha·den·freu·de  @BlisterPearl]

First trillionaire gets dropped into a volcano to ensure a good harvest

[capital spidey @capitalspidey]

How I feel scrolling in the dark

[DayümmDëz 🔜 DreamCon ‘26 @_DayummDez]

watching one piece isn’t enough i need to join the straw hats

[Kode Kaldwin 🦇 @kodekaldwin]

Alfred, cancel my plans.

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

Starmer's resignation is not enough. What needs booting out is the politics he represents: corporate greed, anti-migrant rhetoric and endless war.

My piece for @tribunemagazine.
https://t.co/AP7VwxXVRZ

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

Opening Twitter is like having a lil phone cigarette

[hayden @orchidsfilm]

gonna carry this pic around in my wallet like people do with photos of jesus

[Kurrco @Kurrco]

Kid Cudi dedicated “Reborn” to Ye last night on the 'Rebel Ragers' Tour 🫂

“This one’s for Ye”

[Zarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana]

Glad Keir Starmer's Labour government is prioritising stopping musicians from performing.

Wouldn't want them distracted from their complicity in Israel's genocide of the Palestinian people and an illegal war on Iran.

What a pathetic excuse of a Prime Minister.

[tom @DBposer]

@piersmorgan didn’t you hack that dead girls phone

[mayerr @ymmayerr]

naps hit different when you're using them to avoid being alive.

[...... @ASAPYams]

in rehab listening to acoustic sublime covers and kissing bitches with daddy issues on the forehead lols

[maia @mxmtoon]

i will die for you baby gromit

[deaf kennedys @thamosdeaf]

The Batman is a perfect depression watch, an action movie about a somber little emo boy who spends too much time on the computer.

[nicky @THECRIMESAGA]

seeing him in movies always feels like reuniting with an old friend who i love

[autist @litteralyme0]

When I have to restart a song because the conversations in my head got too loud and I missed half of the song