DB Cooper

They still haven’t found me yo

[DB Cooper @Dbsnooper]

I just came back from a 2-0 lead in a best of 5 rock, paper, scissors game. That is absolutely unheard of #greatesttoeverplay #GOAT #🐐

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I miss the 2013 Seahawks EVERY SINGLE DAY @KamChancellor @JKearse_15 @RSherman_25 @MoneyLynch

[DB Cooper @Dbsnooper]

Being liquid full is actually pretty uncomfortable

[DB Cooper @Dbsnooper]

Mexican-Vietnamese fusion needs to happen #asap

[DB Cooper @Dbsnooper]

No longer an Alabama fan for the season

[DB Cooper @Dbsnooper]

Thank god @PandaExpress finally went to @CocaColaCo products #praisegod🙏🏻

[DB Cooper @Dbsnooper]

Make songs 3 mins long again

[DB Cooper @Dbsnooper]

Just hot mic the whole golf course and fire all the announcers

[DB Cooper @Dbsnooper]

Indie music is for the spring

[DB Cooper @Dbsnooper]

Get to the coverage already

[DB Cooper @Dbsnooper]

I came up with a new word today, actually

[DB Cooper @Dbsnooper]

The @PGATOUR loves Texas players

[DB Cooper @Dbsnooper]

@FitFounder You’re acting like you cured cancer. All you’re doing is regurgitating “the back mechanic” by Stuart McGill

[DB Cooper @Dbsnooper]

March has to be one of the least cooler months

[DB Cooper @Dbsnooper]

School buses need ramps so you can drive over them

[DB Cooper @Dbsnooper]

@wc_straitvibin @acaseofthegolf1 @PGATOURCanada Go to aguila

[DB Cooper @Dbsnooper]

Where was the meatloaf at today @costco ????

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The @NBA is so hard to watch these days

[DB Cooper @Dbsnooper]

@RetGolfer It got broken up, crazy

[DB Cooper @Dbsnooper]

I just saw a bum fight lol

[DB Cooper @Dbsnooper]

@RetGolfer Full blown summer corn is the vibe

[DB Cooper @Dbsnooper]

Baby corn and I have always just not vibed