Arsenal, one of England’s big football clubs, just donated a pile of their players’ old socks to a horse and donkey sanctuary, and the rescued animals are now wearing them.
It works because modern football socks are footless. Players wear separate grip socks on their feet, so the long sleeves get thrown out. That shape turns out to be perfect for sliding onto an animal’s leg, where they keep flies off sore skin, hold bandages in place, and cover the leg while hooves are trimmed.
The sanctuary, the biggest of its kind in Britain, says the bright red socks have already cut down on vet visits. The donkeys have also decided they make good toys, and have taken to pulling bananas out of them.
BREAKING: A Courtroom Just Heard One Of The Most Chilling Admissions In This Case.
The accused assassin confirmed he put a gun to a lawmaker's head and pulled the trigger.
When the judge asked if he had done it, he answered:
"Yes."
According to reports, cries erupted from the courtroom.
For months, the public saw surveillance footage, fake police uniforms, badges, and doorbell camera images.
The debate over what happened is over.
The man accused of carrying out the attack has now admitted it on the record.
And this is one of 1000 reasons why Pete Hoekstra is the most objectionable asshole to ever occupy the position of US Ambassador to Canada.
He knows we hate him. So he grabs a shovel and keeps digging out of spite. @petehoekstra you can fuck all the way off back to the shithole you came from, jack.
@sarobertson_ He can’t just get up there are talk without insulting Canada or Canadians in some way, then whines because “I don’t know why Canadians don’t like me.” What an incredibly stupid piece of shit.
@sarobertson_ Canadians have the best sense of humour. They can tell the difference between teasing and bullying, between bitching ans irony, between a joke and an insult.
Canadians don't get pushed around and Hoekstra is just not funny.
Dear Pete Hoekstra:
We Canadians have an excellent sense of humour. We just don’t find Trump threatening to annex us funny. We don’t think Trump trying to ruin us economically is very amusing. We don’t find your bullying, boorishness and the Trump admin’s lies about us funny. And we DEFINITELY don’t find you or the Trump admin working with AB separatists to break up our country all that hilarious.
P.S. not even the Netherlands understands your “Dutch humour”, given they expelled you as an ambassador and declared you “persona non grata.”
We should do the same
@sarobertson_ Seems @USAmbCanada doesn't see the humour in Canadians ability to show Trump that America does in fact need things from Canada...like Canadian tourists...a market for their booze & American-built cars...potash for American farms...Alberta oil...affordable aluminum...lumber...
Hoekstra is such an insulting dumbass. He wouldn’t know humour if it slapped him in the face.
Also, for the record, diplomats can only import alcoholic beverages(duty free)for their own consumption and for official hospitality. No one can place an order with a diplomat for alcoholic beverages and no diplomat is allowed to supply them with same out of duty free stock. It’s highly illegal in Canada and some of those diplomats caught doing it have been expelled.
The Gordie Howe Bridge will not open on Friday. Thanks to Trump
It's not good enough that Canada paid for the bridge; he wants more. His buddy, who owns the Ambassador Bridge, also owns Trump.
Hi, Donald. Midcoast Mainer here.
You did not, in fact, “have to go to Japan” to get a Maine lobster before you. We sold millions. Our lobster fishery is one of the most valuable in the U.S.
It’s a big reason why people come here, in case you didn’t know!
If anything is hurting our lobstermen, it’s inflation (which you apparently “love”).
Also, exactly *zero* Maine fishermen run their boats at three knots. More like 30 knots—and some go even faster. You should check out a lobster boat race sometime!
I think it might be time for one of your famous Oval Office naps, because you have ZERO idea what you’re talking about.
On August 30, 2015, @MotherJones published an article about Trump Modeling Management, which was Trump's modeling agency for underage girls that was active from 1999-2017.
Trump Model Management built a systematic machine of exploitation: luring aspiring models from around the world with false promises of stardom, then trapping them in a web of abuse. Girls as young as 14 were placed on tourist visas and told to lie to customs, packed into overpriced bunk-bed apartments, buried under fees that stole up to 80% of their earnings, and left broke despite promised six-figure contracts. This wasn't a few bad deals — it was the business model. One model described it as modern-day slavery.
I would say this business is a blueprint for the Tate Brothers' business of owning and exploiting underage girls by trafficking them in the porn industry. Both Trump and the Tates are basically doing the same thing, luring women, trapping them in a foreign country, and sexually exploiting them mercilessly under false pretenses while robbing them for all they're worth.
https://t.co/WDCYit3o1s.
They wore red hats for him.
They wore ear bandages for him.
They wore diapers for him.
They wore garbage bags for him.
Now they cheer wars, shrug at high gas prices, call inflation “freedom” and are totally cool with pedophilia.
MAGA are the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet.