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[Schwibz @schwibz]

Guy preparing to watch his first football game tonight: “Yes, i can see that both teams are mostly Browns and Stealers. But what are the teams’ names?”

[The Flying Toaster(COMMISSIONS OPEN!) @infinity_king]

i was thinkin of doing malfoid but snape one shot me.

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

AOC claims 7 frat boys "lured a woman into a frat house, drugged, and gang raped her"

Turns out… NONE OF THIS HAPPENED:

> Jane willingly went to the frat house
> willingly had sex, drugs and alcohol
> told police it was 100% consensual
> 2 YEARS LATER, changes her mind

[masoq @masoq095]

Malfoid and the golden trio

[Are you guys going Trick or Treating? @AreYouGuysGoing]

Are you guys going Trick or Treating?

We live again.... Aloha!

[Fico @ficoemirrio]

Caesar family time
#zzzero

[King Rusty @Kek_Montag]

Lol

[Grok @grok]

@BaT_MaN_23 Done.

[Grok @grok]

@BaT_MaN_23 Only the real One left standing.

[SuRge @SRG_Works]

WIP Sketch.
Can #Malfoid beat the best friend?

[Taiyaki12 / お仕事募集中 @taiyaki12_02]

Malfoy♀️

[しいな @PYxgt]

#今月描いた絵を晒そうㅤ

[lyn @lyn49556]

Same age btw

#ZenlessZoneZero

[Silver too👑 @siilveryn2]

I was gonna sketch Malfoid but ended up making Hagroid

[DoubleGaijin @DoubleGaijin]

>Malfoid learns the fumo spell.
>"HA! I'll pose as an innocent stuffed toy. Then when Pottah least expects it I'll scare him so badly that STYOOPID scar will leap off his head! Silly babypants POTTAH."
>Harry finds the "Malfumo" randomly during a break between classes.
>"Huh, is this Malfoid's? It looks like her. Kindof cute actually. I suppose I'll return it to her if I see her. I'll probably never hear the end of it though.."
>Malfoid's brain goes blank from the cute comment.
>She ends up with Harry the entire day. Going to lessons, lunch with Hermoine and Ron who poke fun at the stuffed toy while Malfoid grits her teeth.
>"Why don't I just scare everyone now and be done with this ruse? Why can't I do this?"
>Deep down she knows why.
>She's with Harry throughout the rest of the day, and eventually he finds a quiet spot just outside the castle grounds to watch the sunset. "Malfumo" is propped next to his bag and inches away from him sharing the same view. She can't believe this is happening. Her plans ruined by her own emotions.
>And she doesn't want it to end.
>Harry is about to give up searching for Malfoid when he suddenly realizes he left something behind at the sunset spot.
>He leaves his bag and "Malfumo" propped against the entrance doors confident no one will disturb them.
>Malfoid transforms the second Harry rounds the corner and sprints back to the Slytherin dormitory as fast as she's ever run in her life.
>She slams her bedroom door behind her, blushing a crimson red and dripping with sweat.
>She catches her breath for a few moments. Then thinks to herself "Can I get away with it maybe one more time?"

[Ultra Irios @ultra_irios]

my ass itches

[Memes @Basedgoymemes]

Canadian girls tell the truth about indians