David C. Sharp

No one of consequence.

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@Howlingmutant0 @KILLTOPARTY Me man.
Me fuck this.

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@77_steeze "Bethel, Oregon"
"Infatuation Is Like A Caterpillar"

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@found_it_funny "It wasn't a miscarriage. It was an abortion. An abortion, Michael. Just like our marriage is an abortion."

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@jdflynn "My tea's gone cold, I'm wonderin' why I / Got out of bed at all / The mornin' rain clouds up my window / And I can't see at all"

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@DomLeeScott @EricsElectrons "Take On Me" was one of my first favorite songs as an '80s kid.

There's no way it could have been made in the '70s, and no way it would have been made in the '90s. It is the ultimate '80s song.

Lyrically, the most '80s song might be "Valley Girl". Like, totally!

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@BronxLaugher @popsamcam My favorite Doug Benson stand-up bit from said era:
"It's lovely to be with you all on this 'Fergalicious' occasion.. I have this word-a-day calendar, and today's word was 'occasion'."

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@MosesNYC Also I live in Utah now, within walking distance of a Jewish deli where I can get a Reuben & egg cream, so..
You wanna sandwich, I got yer friggin' sandwich right here.

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@MosesNYC I grew up in suburban TX and every 7-11 had a whole ass shelf of New York Seltzers w/different flavors, including plain.

In middle school I had an after-school New York Seltzer phase. Also a Clearly Canadian phase (something about the early '90s and clear flavored sodas).

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@magills_ Elic Crapton
Pealr Jam
Orivia Lodligo
Licky Maltin
Motrey Clüe

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@missmayn Austin, a city notorious for its aversion to marijuana.

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@chriskh OK but have you ever had a sandwich?

While chopping it up at the Oye Como Va backpack speaker bodega? While sipping a cafecito? While everybody dances in the background and does little Lin Manuel Miranda rappity-raps about the sun rising over the barrio?

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@bendreyfuss Oral is NOT nonsense.

Don't you badmouth mouth stuff. Mouth stuff matters. Deeply. That may be hard for you to swallow, but I'm spittin' facts here.

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@ldiociesLeftism @dilanesper "At least I'm not a fragile little snowflake" said Dilan, as he melted into the tiniest puddle.

Elon looked down at the little puddle from heaven. "Fear not, little Dilan. Death is not the end. There is a Bluesky for you."

Dilan cried, "Thank you Elon!" as he evaporated.

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@EricsElectrons You're once..
(fapfapfapfap)
Twice..
(fapfapfapfap)
Three times a ladyyyy..
Ohhhhfuckfuckfuck yeeahh here it comes ohhh goddd unnnhhh

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@bendreyfuss *wxmxyxinx, bigot.

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@EndThisGayEarth @FearedBuck All the presidents do this, too, in Act III of the movie, the night before they have to make a momentous speech, usually while making a self-deprecating joke to their chief of staff, while a somber patriotic Copland-esque horn solo hovers in the background.

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@AndyMasley We're witnessing the beginning of the Cold Woke.

The Irony Curtain has been erected.

Decades from now, President Rizzler von Gronk will neuro the world:
"Mx Ocasio-Mamdani, tear down this wall! QPPZXXX BYTCH!"
(People in 2080 will end every sentence with "QPPZXXX BYTCH!")

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@MichaelAkan @koreanoli Damn, she must really be a great actress, b/c she has me convinced that she isn't.

I don't think she's a particularly bad actress either. I can't hate, but I can't stan either. She's mid.

I feel the same about Anya Taylor-Joy. She's in everything and I'd be fine if she wasn't.

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@KevinHerreraKXH @RoyalSerf "Yo.. estar.. mucho, aqui.. Muy linda, me encanta" ass cadence.

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@politico @iriesentner My favorite animal?
Um.. Believe it or not, puppies. Yup..
Every year my family, we..
Look, I'll admit, I'm a bit of a curmudgeon when it comes to..
The important thing is..
Fashion is an important part of our economy, and coats..