D.C. Deplorables

Official Twitter Account of the D.C. Deplorables of the XMLB Fantasy Baseball League #FantasyDeplorables

[Houston Astros @astros]

🚨 SURPRISE TICKET GIVEAWAY 🚨

Followers who RETWEET this by 3pm CT have a chance to win two tickets to tonight's game!

Courtesy of @MLBNetwork – where you can watch Game 3 on Monday. 🤘

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A great battle

[Boynton Beach Bisons @BBBisonsBB]

🏆 YOUR BOYNTON BEACH BISONS ARE THE 2019 XMLB CHAMPIONS!!!!! 🏆

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@MattKlug33 John Rocker

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👀

[Robert Murray @ByRobertMurray]

#Brewers calling up second baseman Keston Hiura, sources tell The Athletic.

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@Milwaukee_Dads

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@Milwaukee_Dads

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Thanks for the new ace @Milwaukee_Dads!

[San Diego Padres @Padres]

Have a day, @PaddackChris! 🔥

🔹 Longest major league start
🔹 Career-high 9 Ks
🔹 19 straight batters retired

#FriarFaithful

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@Milwaukee_Dads

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A message from our GM

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Haven’t checked the standings in a while, how are we doing?

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Deplorables are marketing experts

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

Wow crazy stat

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

.@MaikelFranco7 WALK-OFF THREE-RUN BOMB!!!!!!!

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

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Also of note, he runs and operates our social media account so this tweet was also made on the john

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Today we acquired Jose Peraza from the @ButteSects in exchange for Yoan Moncada during a deal which took place while our owner and GM was on the can #ToiletTrades🚽

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@Milwaukee_Dads yeah you can stop now

[Jake Kaplan @jakemkaplan]

Sources: The Astros have called up touted outfield prospect Kyle Tucker from Triple-A Fresno.

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We’re all in this year. Soto is a promising player and Xander has been our X-Factor, but 2018 is our year. They’ve been traded for new centerpieces Marcell Ozuna and Didi Gregorious. Welcome to DC gentlemen!

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Only in DC https://t.co/U9yJHdkHMO

[Washington Nationals @Nationals]

Juan Soto just homered *before* his @MLB debut.

[Washington Nationals @Nationals]

(Pssst ... Juan Soto jumped 36 spots.) https://t.co/YheuRFHhNX

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