Jason Zyk

[Jason Zyk @Dcanflyer]

@AerLingus I flew from Dublin to IAD yesterday and I accidentally left my iPad on the airplane. I called your customer support number and they won’t help me!! It’s in seat 26d (used find my). Went to airport and no one was at ticket counter. Please help me get my iPad back.

[Jason Zyk @Dcanflyer]

@whistlerpride is the comedy show canceled? I’ve heard from others that it was, but received no communication from WP.

[Jason Zyk @Dcanflyer]

@RonFilipkowski The only weave Trump has is that thing on top of his head!

[Jason Zyk @Dcanflyer]

Hey @amazon I’ve had a prime account since 2000 and my account has been suspended twice within the last six months because you guys think that I have a seller account even though I don’t. can you please help!?!

[Jason Zyk @Dcanflyer]

@RonFilipkowski The only pressure he handles is from the constricting grip of his girdle!!!

[Jason Zyk @Dcanflyer]

@RonFilipkowski Another couple billion from the Saudis!🤪

[Jason Zyk @Dcanflyer]

@CubeSmart my storage unit in DC has gone up from $250 to over $400 today. the front desk said that in order for me to get a lower rent, I’d have to move all of my stuff to a new unit it of the same size. Can you please help me so I don’t have to waste an entire day doing that?

[Jason Zyk @Dcanflyer]

@Tesla please help me get my Cybertruck early, my work van is being totaled after a car slammed into me. I ordered a dual motor CT in 2019 and don't want to buy anything else!

[Jason Zyk @Dcanflyer]

@elonmusk please help me get my Cybertruck early, my work van is being totaled after a car slammed into me. I ordered a dual motor CT in 2019 and don’t want to buy anything else!

[Jason Zyk @Dcanflyer]

@elonmusk I ordered a dual motor Cybertruck in 2019 and I was hoping my little construction van would last until I got my delivery, but I was hit today and my van is totaled, Can you please help me get my Cybertruck early so I don’t have to buy something else?

[Jason Zyk @Dcanflyer]

@RonFilipkowski That hairdo is what happens when you don’t have any gay friends!

[Jason Zyk @Dcanflyer]

@RonFilipkowski If the “red states” secede from the nation they will lose about 90% of the funding that they receive because it’s the “blue states” that are the economic drivers of this country! MAGAts are not smart people!

[Jason Zyk @Dcanflyer]

@RonFilipkowski #foolsgold

[Jason Zyk @Dcanflyer]

@Franktheshank88 Bye, Felicia!

[Jason Zyk @Dcanflyer]

@RonFilipkowski And Trump wanted to pork pie his own daughters!

[Jason Zyk @Dcanflyer]

@RonFilipkowski I love that he tucks his chins in his collar!🤪

[Jason Zyk @Dcanflyer]

@RonFilipkowski #methtrout

[Jason Zyk @Dcanflyer]

@RonFilipkowski 95% of political violence is from the GOP (Grifting Oligarchs Party)!

[Jason Zyk @Dcanflyer]

@Airbnb …more expensive. I asked them to make it right by adjusting my stay to be the same price from before, but they refused!

[Jason Zyk @Dcanflyer]

@Airbnb I booked an AirBnB for a work trip and the day I was due to arrive, the host delisted their place and I was left without a place to stay. I called customer service and asked that they find me alternative accommodation, but because it was now last minute, everything was…