Daniel Castro

Peacocks don't fly

[bootifulgame @bootifulgame]

There are times when you think AI has gone too far, but then there are moments when you see Uncle Phil from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air scoring Mesut Özil's goal against Ludogrets, and suddenly it all feels worthwhile.

[Laura W. @BumpstockBarbie]

How can you NOT believe in God when octopuses dream and otters have a favorite rock they carry around in a little skin pocket and cows have best friends and bees are out there communicating the coordinates of flowers through dancing and they have regional dialects?

Cats are purring at frequencies associated with bone healing? Forests get absolutely incinerated and respond by growing flowers? Dolphins literally invent names for themselves and yell them across the ocean? Penguins are waddling around Antarctica looking for the perfect rock to give their partner?

CROWS REMEMBER YOUR FACE. THEY TELL OTHER CROWS ABOUT YOU. THEY TELL THEIR CHILDREN ABOUT YOU. YOU CAN HAVE GENERATIONAL BEEF WITH A BIRD. I NEED YOU TO UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THIS.

Goats have accents. Rats laugh when you tickle them. Elephants mourn their dead. Whales make songs and then OTHER WHALES LEARN THE SONG and suddenly everybody across the ocean is singing the new song.

Monarch butterflies are born knowing how to fly thousands of miles to a place they have never been.

Sea turtles hatch out of an egg, immediately sprint toward an ocean that they have never seen, disappear into it for like 3 decades and then somehow come back to the same beach they hatched on.

Birds can see colors that we humans can’t see. There are colors out there right now that we don’t even get to know about.

There are sea slugs that eat algae and use the chloroplast/chlorophyll and then are just like…photosynthesizing. And they’re super adorable.

There are mushrooms communicating underground. There are seeds sitting in the dirt for decades like “no actually I will wait. It’s fine.”

Squirrels plant trees because they forget where they put their snacks. Relatable.

A CATERPILLAR GOES INTO A LITTLE BAG THAT IT CREATES ITSELF AND DISSOLVES MOST OF ITS BODY INTO ORGANIC GOO AND REARRANGES ITSELF, GROWS WINGS AND THEN LEAVES. WHY IS THIS NOT MORE BEAUTIFULLY TERRIFYING TO PEOPLE??

And you’re telling me a tiny acorn knows how to become a huge tree? It just has a blueprint inside itself?

Your body started as ONE CELL.

ONE.

And that cell divided itself into a brain that can think about its own existence and eyes that can look at stars and hands that can hold somebody else’s hands and a heart that runs on electricity without you even asking it to?

The iron in our blood was made inside a star??

We are walking around on a wet rock covered in bioluminescent oceans and singing whales and laughing rats and birds holding lifelong grudges and flowers exploding out of fire and somehow we’re supposed to act like this is a normal place to live?

We’re supposed to act like this is all just a random, accidental sequence of events?

[Yakob @yakobper90]

He’s without doubt the most self destructive athlete I’ve ever seen. He’s completely nuked his legacy these last 4 years with his antics. Dude went from being in the top 3 to ever play the game to being told he’s not better than Neymar. He has no one to blame but himself.

[𝗙𝗜𝗔𝗚𝗢 🇩🇪 @fiago7]

This Man City situation is just getting more ridiculous every single day. Prime Minister getting involved, relations between 2 countries apparently in danger.

This is what German football fans have been warning you about for years, but you only cared about signing the next £50m+ player and mocking every other league for being broke.

Ironically, now the Premier League has become the ultimate mockery. All integrity is lost.

I‘d much rather have my league be broke but keeping its soul & values than the shitshow that is the Premier League right now.

[Samuel @SamueILFC]

110 points out of 114 possible, without cheating.

The Greatest Team in Premier League history.

[Tandy @LFC_Tandy]

99, 97, 92 points without cheating.

The greatest manager EVER.

[Samuel @SamueILFC]

Steven Gerrard is a Premier League winner.

Brendan Rodgers is a Premier League winner.

Jurgen Klopp has 3 Premier League titles.

That’s now a fact.

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

Apple needs to re-release the iPod. I just want to listen to music without getting three group chat notifications and a scam call every four seconds

[Tactical Wisdom @DolioJ]

Jesus LITERALLY SAID:

"I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me."

John 14:6

[Alex Hormozi @AlexHormozi]

Buy shit from your friends businesses and try and get free shit from strangers.

Not the other way around.

[Red Thunder LFC @RedThunderLFC]

New week, new project

Happy to join you in supporting and discussing the best team in the world

Let's do this

YNWA

[Codie Sanchez @Codie_Sanchez]

If you’re struggling right now in any way, skip the life hacks for a minute.

Go to church this Sunday.

Even if you don’t normally go. Even if you’re “spiritual not religious.” Even if you have PTSD from the religious boredom of church as a kid. Just go sit in the back row and be still for an hour.

Almost everything in your life right now is optimized for production or consumption. Slack, spreadsheets, TikTok, email, sales calls. All output and input. Almost nothing is sacred, quiet, or unmonetized.

Church is one of the last places left that isn’t trying to sell you something or steal your attention. It’s an hour built around the idea that you are more than your revenue, or your value. It's one of the few places where the only goal is to confess your flaws, let them go and have some faith.

It's a place that will welcome everyone, even and maybe especially if you hate yourself right now.

Sit, stand, sing, or just listen. Let someone read words that have outlived every empire and every market cycle.

Let your brain remember: money is a tool, not a god. You are not the sole author of your story.

You’ll walk back out into the same world, same problems, same bank account, but it will feel a little less loud and a little less about you. That’s insanely useful if you’re carrying heavy stuff right now.

Tomorrow, you can go back to your problems.
Today, give yourself permission to just be a human.

If things are brutal right now, consider this your permission slip: Close the laptop. Go to church. Let God be bigger than your to‑do list for one hour.

[Agente Smith @_Agente_Smith]

A quien le ofenda un "Feliz Navidad" no es bienvenido en mi país.

[Wildfire Whispers @WildfireWhisper]

For a whole year, my son insisted he was a pirate.

He ran around with a plastic sword and pretended everything was a dang ship.

Still, I never cut off his leg, poked out his eye, and handed him a parrot.

Because I'm not delusional enough to believe everything children say.

[Against Atheism @AgainstAtheismX]

We have more evidence for Jesus Christ than:

- Alexander the Great
- Genghis Khan
- Julius Caesar

And yet Atheists claim it's all made up

I wonder why...

[Taco_Talks @taco_talks]

Mary Had Sex With Her Husband, Joseph, After Jesus Was Born.
Matthew 1:25

[Creeds & Confessions @CreedConfession]

“Unless I am convicted by Scripture and plain reason - I do not accept the authority of popes and councils, for they have contradicted each other - my conscience is captive to the Word of God. Here I stand, I can do no other, so help me God.” – Martin Luther

[Kendry. @Ke3ndry_]

- No degradados
- Camisas por dentro y manga larga
- No VAR
- No Redes sociales
- Se podía jugar con prendas

Aura total