DCComedyWriters

Monday nights at 8:30 PM, we meet at Judy's Restaurant (2212 14th St NW, Washington, DC). We drink, eat and write.

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Tonight at DC Comedy Writers: 📊 Lies, Statistics, and Polls. “Studies show 87% of statistics become more believable with the phrase ‘studies show.’” 8:30 PM ET Link in the images. #ComedyWriting #Standup #Satire #WashingtonDC

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Things are so expensive now, Costco has gone formal.

If that premise makes you laugh, you’ll fit right in.

Tonight:
📍 Location, Location, Location
8:30 PM ET

https://t.co/C5ZthX6fgu

#ComedyWriting #DCComedy

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DC Comedy Writers’ Group

Theme: Malpractice

Icebreaker:
Worst Things You Could Hear From a Surgeon
Exercise:
Rejected Medical Advice

Monday • 8:30 PM ET
Link in the image
#ComedyWriting #StandUpComedy #WashingtonDC

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No Meeting tonight. Knicks in 4. Priorities. See you next week on 6/15/2026 at 8:30 PM

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DC Comedy Writers Group Exercises
8:30 PM Monday, May 18, 2026 • Eastern
Icebreaker: Inappropriate Loyalty Programs
Examples: “Divorce attorney rewards points.” “DMV ambassador status” “Funeral home punch card"
Zoom link in the image.
#comedywriting #signalboost #writerslife

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NOTICE OF EMOTIONAL DISTURBANCE.

Case #2026-0511:
The People v. Bathroom Scale

DC Comedy Writers Group
Monday • 8:30 PM ET
Zoom:
https://t.co/C5ZthX6fgu

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DC Comedy Writers: Accidental Utopia
Tonight, 8:30 PM ET on Zoom: https://t.co/C5ZthX6fgu
Exercise: imagine a utopian version of something that usually fails or is badly designed.
#DCComedyWriters #ComedyWriting

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No Quorum tonight. See you next Monday at 8:30 PM. I guess everybody split town faster than Mike Johnson in a partial government shutdown.

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Every Monday Night On Zoom. 8:30 PM https://t.co/lm2gAtFQkI

DC Comedy Writers Group Exercises

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#StandupComedy
#Standup
#DMVComedy
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#WashingtonDC
#DistrictofColumbia
#humor

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@TheFigen_ Cleaning out the old strawberries from the fridge.

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Tonight. Don't be afraid of bombing. Come and join us, and let's write it off. 8:30 PM

https://t.co/fAPoyPrrp1

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We meet every Monday night. 8:30 PM. #comedy #comedywriters #comedywriting #StandupComedy #Standup #DMVComedy #DCComedy #DCStandup #WashingtonDC #DistrictofColumbia #humor

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Here are the details and the exercises! We meet every Monday night at 8:30 PM. DM for Zoom link.
https://t.co/02fhF0iF9r
#comedy
#comedywriters
#comedywriting
#writerslife
#StandUpComedy
#DMVComedy
#DCComedy
#WashingtonDC
#DistrictofColumbia
#humor

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Every Monday Night. 8:30 PM

A collective of #comedians and #writers get together to workshop and kick the tires on their #jokes. Everyone Welcome.

#writerslife #comedy #Comedian #DCComedy

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Join the DC Comedy Writers Group tonight at 8:30 PM ET for our weekly Zoom session. Tonight’s exercise: "If This Were Optional..."
We’re punching up the mundane and roasting the unnecessary.
#ComedyWriting #WritersLife #StandUpComedy #DCEvents DM for link before 8:15 PM

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"Participation in optimism is optional, but monitored and reported."
😁
Join the DC Comedy Writers Group tonight at 8:30 PM ET for our weekly session. DM for link by 8:15 PM #ComedyWriting #WritersLife #StandUpComedy #DCEvents #AmWritingComedy

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DC Comedy Writers Group meets on Zoom every Monday at 8:30 PM EST.

We do writing exercises, give feedback on new material, and help each other sharpen jokes.
Writers of all levels welcome.
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#ComedyWriters #StandupComedy #DCComedy #DMVComedy

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TONIGHT: DC Comedy Writers Group does FESTIVUS.

Bring:
• A grievance
• A miracle
• Zero expectations

Leave:
• Lighter
• Funnier
• Still annoyed, but creatively

DM for the zoom link

#DCComedy
#ComedyWriters
#Festivus
#humorZoom