Danielle, Hands Inspector

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[Danielle, Hands Inspector @DCF615]

"Whats you gender?"
"Gender? I want to shed my skin and expose the howling singularity of my soul to the open universe."
"So.... woman? And... autustic?"
"... yes."

[Danielle, Hands Inspector @DCF615]

@c0ck_l3snar Generating a large puddle on the floor when you finally take your clothes off at the end of the day

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Love this because I can't wait until some poor, dumb marine puts a single toe on Kharg Island and the atmosphere just immediately turns into Oops, All Shaheds

[*Walter Bloomberg @DeItaone]

🚨🚨 TRUMP ON IRAN: AT SOME POINT IN NOT TOO DISTANT FUTURE, WE WILL BE TAKING KHARG ISLAND, AND OTHER OIL INFRASTRUCTURE POINTS, AND ASSUME TOTAL CONTROL OF THEIR OIL AND GAS MARKETS,

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@le_wokeisme Maybe with subsonic ammunition, but that's around 95-100 dB while a suppressed handgun is north of 120, and it's a logarithmic scale so that's actually a huge difference

[Danielle, Hands Inspector @DCF615]

@TrueHorror69 @afrocosmist Say that while at 35 I've encountered more such words, even this one is bizarre to me, I get the feeling anyone using it these days is doing so because it's so obscure and they're trying to signal how deep into racism they are

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@TrueHorror69 @afrocosmist Despite living in the south my whole life I also come from a family where my first exposure to slurs was at 5 seeing one scrawled on a Walmart bathroom stall wall and then terrifying my mom by coming out and innocently, but loudly, asking what that weird word was, so it's safe to

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@TheGayChingy He also made and had printed personalized and themed invitations to each event he hosted that were so cool I kept them all

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@TheGayChingy Insane listening room with probably $100k+ in high end audio equipment and more than that in his music collection and he'd just feed us and get his manservant (junior at his company lol) to constantly top up our wine and every time, it devolved into an ABBA listening party lol

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@TrueHorror69 @afrocosmist Slaves singing at night

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@afrocosmist That one's just downright esoteric

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@Project627Kit Pitifully dying of some kind of wasting disease and needing to therefore be comforted through it

[Danielle, Hands Inspector @DCF615]

@Project627Kit I feel like I'd describe what you do as a job and frankly more work than I'd want to do. Also that pic is amazing, a sort if mature, vaguely sinister beauty works really well for you as the flipside to the other way you're beautiful which is best described as -

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@hueoops We're all Enlightenment dweebs whether we like it or not

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@hecubian_devil Well we live in a post-reality world now

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@sexytwerp Yes

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Oh joy, the same one everyone else got lol

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@TheGayChingy Fanny pack is so perfect for tying everything together

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@violentfemz @le_wokeisme Abolish religion and then it's mostly just, hey, that guy's popular and not, hey, that guy's part of a cult where the women are forced into this

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@bajabawlin Oh Jesus the boob sweat

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@Project627Kit It's objectively a pretty neck