Brian Johnson

Annoyingly self loathing.

[Brian Johnson @DCFMG4L]

Good day to day drink.

[Goons_TXT @Goons_TXT]

I just wiped my ass with coffee filters I have TP but i prefers the filters they dont flake apart when your doing some deep, thorough wiping

[Brian Johnson @DCFMG4L]

Thinkin bout eggrolls

[Brian Johnson @DCFMG4L]

Day drinking with m8s, snatching the neighbors New York Times and doing the crosswords puzz. Wat a day.

[Brian Johnson @DCFMG4L]

Y does me exgf have 2 be so cute n sweet. Ugh. Miss yew lol

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[Brian Johnson @DCFMG4L]

This girl at open mic might messed up and repeated the song so many times that it started to sound like an animal collective song so it was inherently good

[Brian Johnson @DCFMG4L]

Fuck

[Brian Johnson @DCFMG4L]

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[Michael Tracey @mtracey]

Joy Reid brought on a “body language expert” to accuse Bernie of lying because his physical posture resembles that of a turtle. Really. https://t.co/CCfSJoGIkU

[Brian Johnson @DCFMG4L]

Probably underestimating the self sufficiency of felines

[Brian Johnson @DCFMG4L]

Want a lil kitten but afraid it will die under my watch.

[Brian Johnson @DCFMG4L]

@cnturluckystrs Ole Lee

[Brian Johnson @DCFMG4L]

Jk I don’t drink.

[Brian Johnson @DCFMG4L]

Bouta set a record for brews consumed in an Uber XL under 5mi. Medium level traffic.

[Brian Johnson @DCFMG4L]

@cnturluckystrs #connerrunyonmustachechallenge

[Brian Johnson @DCFMG4L]

Shots

[Brian Johnson @DCFMG4L]

Gotta let the coffee cool then just chugget in one go

[Brian Johnson @DCFMG4L]

Horses go in the front, idiot

[Brian Johnson @DCFMG4L]

@FakeSeanOBrien Football is usually played in the summer. I think you are confusing football with American football

[Brian Johnson @DCFMG4L]

@FakeSeanOBrien Of course

[Brian Johnson @DCFMG4L]

@Cody_Kiraly Lil nas, I thought he wrote ole town road

[Brian Johnson @DCFMG4L]

He probably still has metabolism.